Thodi masti, Loads of Fun ;)

mere yaar ki filhaal engagement

2008-07-13T12:14:00.000-07:00

toh khabar yeh hai, ki hum mein se ek janaab ko shaadi karne ka bhoot sawaar ho gaya hai
toh hua yun ki kuch din pehle unhone hum sabko apni shaadi ki teesri kadi (pehli 2 zaraa private thi ;) )
yaani ki shaadi ke doosre adhyay yaani ki engagement mein shaamil hone ka nyota bheja
toh achaanak hamari is sanghathan ke lambi neend mein soye saathi jaag gaye aur shuru hua ek aur bakwaas session
yeh hai uske kuch khaas & not-so-khaas lamhe ;)

dulhe-mian:

Hello ppls, kaise ho sab log?
So the news is, ki meri barbaadi... ooops!! shaadi ho rahi hai, vidhi se ;P
jaldi hi, most probably in december :) but as a precursor to the biig event,
23rdJuly ko engagement hai, and goes without saying, aap sabko aana hai :)
and it is well in advance, to tickets wagarah book kara lo abhi se ;P

wish and hope to c u all :)
Vidhi & dulhe-mian :)

ab hamare baraatiyon ke sardaar hain aajkal hain zaraa hain bimaari ka shikaar
bedrest pe hain aur roz milte hain unse bahut saare rishtedaar

baraati1:

Dear Mr. Dulhe Mian,
I am really happy to read about this. I, on behalf of my family and everybody marked on this email,
take this opportunity to congratulate you and Mrs. Dulhe Mian and wish you a happy married life.
Considering the fact that the only thing I can do these days is stare at my laptop screen,
I would like to request you to broadcast/podcast/live-stream the ceremony function.
This kind of an innovative setup will be the first of its kind. With this,
the ceremony will not only make its place in the history books/reddit/digg/slashdot/(epic?),
it'll also enable people (including me) to virtually attend the function.
Looking forward to virtually attend the engagement ceremony with my complete family.

Best Regards,
Baraati No. 1

aur is ek idea ke saath hi shuru hui baaki bakwaasiyon...err baraatiyon ke idea ki bahaar

baraati2:
yeah idea to sahi hai.
Live telecast of your engagement ceremony would be written with golden letters in the pages of history.
2008 - Dulhe Mian broadcasted his engagement ceremony live.
Phir school mein padhaya jaiga - first live telecast of engagement ceremony - by Dulhe Mian in 2008
;-)

chaliyein, mehmaanon ko bulaane aure khaana khilaane ka kharcha khatam!

baraati3: Wah ... poori movie hi bana daali...lagey raho... !!
btw dulhe, ... u can add a link where in shagan can be transferred online ;-) ....

yeh janaab toh kuch zyaada hi aage pahunch gaye

baraati4: I think you should get married on secondlife :D... fir in costly broadcast ki zaroorat bhi nahin padegi!

bechaare hamaare dulhe mian kab tak apni shaadi ki yunh khilli udte dekhte rehte..

dulhe mian:
aap logo ke in uch-vicharon ko sunko bahut accha sa laga, aur bahut prerna mil rahi hai,
but (un)fortunately, prerna milne mein thodi late ho gayi
aur ab toh mera vivah vidhi se hi hoga :P
to saarey vidhaano ko manna meri majboori hai;P
aur somehow, main issi janam main vivah karna chahunga, doosra janam(second life) ho na ho :P

waise, frankly, mujhko ye webcasting ka idea accha sa lag raha hai ;)
explore karta hoon, kuch possible hua to :)
nahin to, we do have a website, thoda sa delayed report pakka dunga ;)

btw, koi interested hai, live blogging main?? ;P

lijiye hamaare baraatiyon ko ek aur prerna mil gayi ;)

baraati4: but vidhi ke kitne bhaiyon ka naam vidhaan hai ki tune pluralistic way mein bola??

baraati3: Vidhaan ko vidhi ka bhai bana daala dhakkan!!!! :P
ab tera kya hoga re dulhe raja?!! :P

baraati1: Hmmmm. Now this is getting more and more interesting.

Fact 1: Vidhaan is Vidhi's brother.
Fact 2: Vidhaan's surname is Sabha (remember Vidhan Sabha and in Bangalore Vidhaan Souda)
So we can safely conclude that our very own dulhe raja is getting married to Vidhi Sabha :)

dulhe raja: achcha mere priya baraatiyon
sab kuch kaun nahi hota, kuch cheezein kya bhi hoti hain ;P aur humaarey yahan ki vidha yehi hai,
ki har cheez vidhivat tareeke se, vidhaan se hoti hai ;P
mera chhoddo, vidhaan ka kya hoga? :O
vidhi bangalore main rahi thi, to souda bhi ho sakti thi :O
and dont u worry, kuch to manage karenge hi ;)

toh ab hum sab alag alag shehron se apne dulh raja ki barbaadi ki teesri kadi ke doosre adhyay
ka seedha prasaaran dekhne ka, aur online shagan transfer karne ka besabri se intezaar kar rahe hain.. aur aap ?? :)

yeh thi kahaani ab tak.
intezaar kijiye shaadi tak! :)

Congrats Tutu and Vidhi!!!
Here's wishing the both of all the happiness in life, :)
TPB Group! :)

kahaani izzat ki

2008-07-13T11:47:00.000-07:00

parminder1 : aur parminder3 kal party kaisi rahi??? parminder5 meri taraf se parminder3 ko puchi de diyo
aur parminder4 meri taraf se parminder6 ko laatein

parminder2: mujhe kuch samajh mien nahi aa raha hai...parminder3 aapka
bday to kal hai abhi..kal party thi..kaise ho
gayi..meri miss ho gayi :((

aur bhi kya ho raha hai yeh..
parminder1 ek sawal hai parminder5 parminder3 ko puchis de de aur parminder4
parminder6 ko latte kyun..parminder5 parminder6 ko bhi puchi kyun
nahi de sakti aakhir uska bday hai....uska bhi haq
banta hai..yeh gender discrimination kyun..main PIL
file karoonga is baat pe..

jai hind..

parminder3: arey parminder2 koi baat nahi...tere aane ke baad fir se party karenge...vaise tu aayega kab?

"parminder5 parminder6 ko bhi puchi kyun
nahi de sakti aakhir uska bday hai....uska bhi haq
banta hai..Akhir uska bhi dil hai...akhir wo bhi insaan hai.... "
-- per baat ye hai parminder2
ke ye puchiyan parminder1 ki taraf se hain...
vaise bhi kal angles ki kafi discrepancy ho chuki hai...chahe to parminder5 bhi parminder6 ko puchi de sakta hai...:-P

parminder4: chhee chhee cheee!!!

ye mere charitra pe kichad uchaala ja raha hai, mujh pe jhoothey laanchan
lagaye ja rahe hain :( main s****l utpidan ke arop main aap logon pe case karoonga,
main apni izzat pe lagey is dhabbey ko dho ke hi dam loonga!!

aur iske alaawa, mere paas kal ki sabhi baaton ki recordings bhi hain,
ab main tum logon ki unnatural .... ki pole bhi kholunga :|

parminder3: haan parminder4 ....aaj kal kafi acche products aa gaye hain market mei daag dhabbey dhone ke liye...
depending on ke izaat kya hai?
kapda hai to :surf excel,vanish o2
bartan hai to : wheel,vim etc...
exhaust fan hai to: bang stain cutter....
aur agar humei kuchh nahi mila to hum kahenge...
"Dag achhe hain na!! ??" :-P

btw poles ko kholte kaise hain..poles ko ya to khada karte hain ya girate hain...:D :D

parminder4: philosophical mode:

izzat koi kapda nahin hai, magar kapde utarne se izzat utar jaati hai,
na izzat koi bartan hai, jissey koi bhi aakey jhootha kar jaye,
lekin saaf izzat aur saaf bartan, dono ki chamak alag dikhti hai!
(exhaust fan ki koi philosophy nahin hoti kya??)

and regarding poles, pole dance bhi kar saktey hain, waise toh!!
but people are normally poles apart, so unki poles khul jaati hain :D :D :P

parminder3: Exhaust fan ki izzat...i mean philosphy:

izzat koi exhaust fan nahi hai jo hawa saaf rakhe
lekin saaf izzat ki khushboo door door tak aati hai ;-))
(izzat is deodorant....???? :O)

Poles ki pole:

achha tabhi north aur south poles are poles apart...!!
pole kholne ke liye pole dance karna padta hai kya?

parminder4: hain, ab ye khushboo ki philosophy bhi banti hai kya?? :O

izzat koi khushboo to nahin jo sabke naak main ja ke basti rahe,
lekin izzat rehti hai to naak unchi rehti hai :)

aur haan, pole dance kar to sakte ho, lekin fir se izzat ko khatra hai,
kyunki pole dance izzatdar logon ko shobha nahin deta!!

parminder3: naak ki bhi philosphy hogi...

izzat sirf naak unchi hone se nahi hoti lekin izzat na ho to naak mei dum ho jata hai!

kya har izzatdaar insaan ko shobha leni padti hai?
pole dance shobha nahi deta to kaun deta hai?

.. hai koi jawab ?? ;)
courtesy : parminder & parminderSSSS

bakwaas band mat kar

2008-07-13T02:14:00.000-07:00

1: oye! kya halchaal?
2: oye oye!! main mast! tu das?
1: main das nahi ek hi hun. aur main bhi mast
1: oh shit! ab hum dono ko identiy crisis ho jaayega
2: hehheehe nahi, main mast, tu bhi mast
1: haan wohi toh, tu bhi mast aur main bhi
2: off nahi main sirf mast aur tu bhi mast
1: achcha to tera naam sirf mast aur mera mast ?
2: offo nahi. mera naam mast aur tera naam bhi mast
1: phir wohi confusion
2: arey baba mera naam double quotes mein mast aur tera naam double quotes mein bhi mast
1: abey double quotes ho ya no quotes, mera naam double quote mein bhi mast aur bina quotes ke bhi,
1: baat toh phir wohi ho gayi na??????????
2: offfoooo achcha chal chhodd kya kar rahi hai
1: mummy ne kheer poori banayi hai wohi kha rahi hun thuns thuns ke
2: pig ke jaise thuns rahi hai kya
1: mujhe nahi pata pig kaise thunsta hai, tujhe pata hai ?
2: haan
1: achcha tune unse hi seekha hai
2: nahi maine tujhe dekha hai, toh ek hi baat hai
1: hehehhe very funny. tu kya kar ra hai?
2: sunday hai ghar pe hun office ka kaam kar raha hun :P
1: kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????/ yeh likhne se pehle tune apna phone utha ke phenk kyun nahi diya
1: aisi bhi kya majboori thi jo tune mujhe yeh din dikha diya
1: sunday ko ghar se office ka kaam!!
2: arey yeh zaalim duniya aur bedard zamanaa
1: dono mein kya fark hai ?
2: chup kar dialogue khatam karne de
1: pehle bata na
2: kuch nahi in dono ko bhi identity crisis hai , hum dono ki tarag
1: ohhh achcha dialouge poora kar
2: arey yeh zaalim duniya aur bedard zamanaa aur paapi pet ka sawaal
1: kya sawaal hai paapi pet ka?
2: offfoooo!! arey meri maa
1: main bataaun main bataaun
2: achcha bol
1: paapi pet ka sawaal hai ki tu munh khol ke sota hai ya band karke?
2: hain? :OOOOOOOO munh banmd karke. but yeh kahan se aaya ?
1: tujhe kaise pataa? tune kab dekha apne ap ko sotey huey ?
2: arey munh khol se sota toh koi na koi toh bataa hi deta na!
1: kyun ? kis kis ne..
2: chup kar nalayak! yeh bataa ye sawaal aaya kahan se?
1: arey tere paapi pet ka sawaal tha. us mein khule munh hawaa jaa rahi hogi na, isiliye ..
2: hehehehehehhahahahhhaaa....abey aaj tu poorey mood mein hai! lagi reh , bakwaas band mat kar :)

kahaan so-un ?? :(

2008-07-13T02:13:00.001-07:00

graham bell ke chele
cheli: (yaaawwwwnnnn)
chela: abey so jaa na, so kyun nahi jaati
cheli: yaar bed pe bahut kapde bikhre pade hain
chela: toh uthha ke almaari mein daal de
cheli: chhodd na..kitne achche se so rahe hain, main kyun neend kharaab karun
chela: pfff..achcha toh tu almaari mein so jaa jake
cheli: abey yaaaaarrrr, (yaaawwwnnn) , almaari mein toh cockroach (yaaawwwnnn) soye hain na
chela: :OOO cockroach almaari mein hain toh fridge mein kya hai?
cheli: abey fridge mein toh parson ka khana rakha hai na
chela: pff..toh tu attic mein so jaa
cheli: wo (yaaawwwnnn) chuhon ki (yaaawwwnnn) designated jagah hai,wahan (yaaawwwnnn) wohi sotey hain (yaaawwwnnn)
chela: hey bhaggu!! yawning band kar.tu is waqt hai kahan ?
cheli: (yaaawwwnnn) terrace pe (yaaawwwnnn) khadi (snore) (snore) (snore)....
chela: hello..hello...(beep) (beep) (beep).....

2 leg ends

2008-07-13T02:12:00.000-07:00

Below...is one of the chat session between 2 leg ends of this group...

1-end-of-leg: hi
1-end-of-leg: 2-2-end-of-leg
2-end-of-leg: hey 1-end-of-leg
1-end-of-leg: kahan hai
1-end-of-leg: ?
1-end-of-leg: jinda hai?
1-end-of-leg: mar gaya?
1-end-of-leg: kcuh to bole?
2-end-of-leg: arrey, zinda hoon mian
1-end-of-leg: abey shayari kar raha hai ki gaana gaa raha hai ?to kahan hia?
2-end-of-leg: confused hun actually
2-end-of-leg: aaj kaafi dino baad office aaya, isiliye kuch bol nahin paa raha thheek se
1-end-of-leg: kyun?
1-end-of-leg: mushaayere pe jootey khaaye thhey ya bus mein ladki se?
2-end-of-leg: arrey nahin, meri cuz ki wedding thi
2-end-of-leg: wahan tha main
1-end-of-leg: ohhh toh wahan jootey chhupane ke liye kha gaya tha kya

2-end-of-leg is using an older version of Yahoo! Messenger and certain features may be unavailable. Click here to invite 2-end-of-leg to upgrade.

2-end-of-leg: arey tu jooton se obssessed ho gaya hai kya???!!!
1-end-of-leg: heheheh abhi abhi naye jootey liye hain na :P
1-end-of-leg: bataa kya hua ?
2-end-of-leg: arey sat se wahan tha
2-end-of-leg: ussey pehle off main lagi padi thi
1-end-of-leg: kyun kya ho gaya office mein?
2-end-of-leg: office main kuch nahin, yun hi, kaam bad gaya tha, to main ussi ko dodge karne ki koshish main fas gaya tha
1-end-of-leg: ohh...tu bachna chahta hai matlab punishment se
1-end-of-leg: main sabko bata dunga ki tune kaam kiya hai
2-end-of-leg: nahin, sirf dodge sach much
1-end-of-leg: nahi nahi..
1-end-of-leg: maine to yahi bolung.a..
1-end-of-leg: kuch rishwat offer kar...
1-end-of-leg: varna bata dunaga
2-end-of-leg: ummm, kaisi rishwat?
1-end-of-leg: mooh band rakhne ki
1-end-of-leg: varna tpb par teri maar li jaayegi...
1-end-of-leg: aur punishment milegi
2-end-of-leg: accha bata, kya rishwat doon?
1-end-of-leg: rishwat/?
1-end-of-leg: tu boleta rah...main bata dunaga ki kiss cheez kar maanunga
2-end-of-leg: ummm, chal tere liye koi acchi si ladki dhoondh ke rakhte hain yahan pe? aur aatey hi teri shaadi ka bandobast karatey hain
1-end-of-leg: shaadi??
1-end-of-leg: pagal hia kya?
1-end-of-leg: uske saath ek one night stand...
1-end-of-leg: fix karva diya
2-end-of-leg: uffo, tujhey main p*** dikh raha hoon kya
1-end-of-leg: baat to tu aisi hi kar raha hai
1-end-of-leg: khair...teri lagne waali hai...agar meri demands poori nahi ki to...
1-end-of-leg: ab soch le thodi der ke liye pimp banna hai ya tpb ki saza
2-end-of-leg: i guess tpb ki sazaa
1-end-of-leg: nahi...
1-end-of-leg: tujhe rishwaat deni hi padegi
1-end-of-leg: maandwaali karte hian
2-end-of-leg: hehehe
2-end-of-leg: accha chal, ab tu bata kya chahiye?
1-end-of-leg: pata nahi samajh nahi aa raha
1-end-of-leg: :"(
1-end-of-leg: suggest kar
1-end-of-leg: ?
2-end-of-leg: ummm, accha chal, agley 1 week tak tpb pe teri nahin bajaunga, aur jo teri bajaega uski bajaaney main teri help karoonga
1-end-of-leg: abe tu aaj tak meri kabhi baja paaya hai
1-end-of-leg: hurrrrrrrrrrr
1-end-of-leg: hushhhhhh
2-end-of-leg: chal fir ab bajaunga
1-end-of-leg: motu saale...sui chubha kar hawa nikaal duinga..
1-end-of-leg: balloon ki tarah udta phirega
2-end-of-leg: chal tu try kar US se sui chubhaana pehle
1-end-of-leg: main apni shipuu ko bol dunga
2-end-of-leg: aur haan, dhyaan rakhiyo kahin hawaa ke pressure se tu bhi udney lagey
1-end-of-leg: abe ja
1-end-of-leg: shipu hi udegi
1-end-of-leg: aur kya pata shipra ud kar yahan aa jaaye
2-end-of-leg: chal fir try kartey hain
1-end-of-leg: okay..
1-end-of-leg: maiye ye tpb par bhejta hoon...
1-end-of-leg: poora...
2-end-of-leg: waise if u wanna ensure ki wo wahan tak pahunch jaye, to ussey adnan sami ko pin chubhani chahiye
1-end-of-leg: haan yaar..ye to hai kahin kenya mein na gir jaaye
2-end-of-leg: hehehe, haan fir ussey dhoondhna bhi mushkil ho jayega
1-end-of-legg: :)
2-end-of-leg: aur kahin woh jhingalala hoom karti fir pahunch bhi gayu US, to tujhey paka ke kha jayegi :P
1-end-of-leg: kaash
1-end-of-leg: :D
2-end-of-leg: kya kaash, ki woh tujhey paka ke khjaye :O
1-end-of-leg: :D
1-end-of-leg: dekhte hain..

arz kiya hai...

2007-09-19T23:13:00.000-07:00

Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo ki,
girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye

....

wah wah!!

magar dhyaan ye rakhna dost,
kahin aisa na ho ki in dono main pehle taqraar ho jaaye,
fir dono main kuch karaar ho jaaye,
aur tere qatl ka samaan tayyar ho jaye!! :O

...
:D :D...cool!!

punjabi mei 2 lines arz hain...

kach da ki pehnna jehda thes lage tut jaye
aashiq da ki manna jehda jhal ke jutti mar jaye!!...

mera original nahi hai.....:P....samajh aa gya na?

....

han aa gaya :) :D wah!! wah!!
arz kiya hai...

aashiq wohi jo maashooq ke haathon qatl ho jaaye
uski friend ke haathon marne waale ko toh
pati kehte hain ;)

to be continued...

the book of TPB laws

2007-09-02T11:01:00.000-07:00

...just a trailor ... ;)

@guilty: sorry tere calls kal miss ho gaye :((( i'll call soon, if possible tonight , if i get home on time.

@angry: dont worry....usne mere calls miss kiye the...to hissab barabar ho gaya :P

@peacemaker: duniya mei koi jitni calls miss karta hai utni hi uski calls koi aur miss karta hai...law of equilibrium

of missed calls..or missing calls??? :O

@guruji: na angry, vyarth ansu na baha, in calls aur missed calls ke fer main apne jivan ko khoney na de! ye calls,

aur missed calls to sirf ek maya hai, dhokha hai!! kaun kiski calls miss karta hai, kaun kiski mr, is mayajaal main

fans ke tu vichlit na ho! calls kiye ja, missed ki chinta na kar!! yehi tera kartavya hai, yehi tera dharam!!

according to tpb law of generalization...with generous inputs from equally qualified but not yet official bakwaasis

(for we are too arrogant to add ppl :P )

1) Law of equilibrium of missed calls

the no. of times i missed your calls === to the no. of times u missed calls from others
The increase in the total no. of missed calls in this world always remains constant

2) Law of constant weights

the reason I have gained weight === you have lost it.
The total amount of body weight in the universe is always constant

3) Law of inevitable shopping

you were too busy working === i had to go shopping
the total quantity of shopping done in a day remains constant throughout the world

Corollary1 : Maintaining Cash Liquidity for sustaining the economy

i am not spendthrift === you just make too much money

--- waiting to steal more stuff from other world's bakwaasis ;) ...

muqabla of the month

2007-07-07T07:40:00.000-07:00

namashkaar deviyon aur sajjnon, aaj ke is bakwaas session mein aap sabka swaagat hai. aaj ek baar phir jung chhidi hamaare do yoddhaaon ke beech

ek taraf hain hamaare aaj tak ke unbeaten double-meaning baaton ke champion ...(taaliyan!! taaliyan!!)

aur doosri taraf hain, hamaare challenger khilaadi, jo aak tak kai baar hamaare champion khilladi ko lalkaar chuke hain, par alas! (hindi mein:P) hamesha unhe munh se...i mean munh ki khaani padi hai

toh kya aaj unki kismet unka saath degi? ya aaj ek baar phir woh apna sa munh lekar yahan se jaayenge...aaiye dekhte hain

(DONG!!!)

Round1:

@challenger: waise i think keval tujhe hi ye samajh aane waala hai... :)
@champion: achha ? tune tpb wasiyon ko itna bewakoof samjha hai kya :D?
@challenger: haan tpb ke kuch nivasi to sochte rah jaayenge :)
@champion: @all... tpb wasiyon... jitno ko challenger aur mera dialogue pasand aya hai.. kripya mail karke samarthan dikhayen :D
@sample1: hi, gm ppl :) kaise ho sab? aur champion, ye tumney kya pasand karke kya karne ko kaha hai, mujhey kuch samajh nahin aaya :O to isiliye, main samrthan karney main apney ko asmarth mehsoos kar raha hoon :P
@????: Kya karke kya dikhana hai? kisko karna hai? aur kisko dikhana hai? :P :P :P

aur isi ke saath hamaara pehla round challenger baabu jeet gaye hain!
(DONG!!!)

Round2:

@champion: mail history padho... and just tell us ki kya tumhe challenger aur meri baatein samajh mein ayi?. Nahi toh bas mail kardo main baad mein samajha dunga :D ;)
@challenger: ha ha ha ha :)
@sample3: mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aaya!! :-(
@sample1: mujhey ye nahin samajh aaya ki kya samajh aane ko tha :O
@sample3: samajh na tha ke samajh aaya ya nahi!! :-)
@sample1: kya?? :O
@sample3: u r right sample1....yahi answer hai iska!...tu pass ho gya aur pappu bhi pass ho gya...:-)
@???? : sawaal kya tha? aur pappu kaun hai? aur yeh dono kiske paas ho gaye?
@sample1: yeeeeeeeeee, yipppeeeeeeeee :D :D
@sample3: chalo ab kuchh meetha ho jaye...paise sample1 dega ;-P
@champion: woh kya kya samajha mein aane ke baad wala kya tha?

darshakon kamaal ho gayaa, mallika ki dhoti....sorry mallika ka rumaal phhad ke ??!!...khair , yeh round bhi hamaare champion khilaadi ke haathon se nikal gayaa... muqabaley ke sirf aakhiri kuch kshan bache hain aur yeh muqabala aur bhi romantic...isshhh!! i mean romanchak hota jaa raha hai,
(DONG!!!)

Round3:

@???? : nahi pehle meri baari hai, pehle mere sawaalon ka jawaab do, bahut saare queue mein hain
@sample3: sample1, isey wo samajh wala chapter bhool gya hai...samjha de..!! ;-P
@sample1: nahin ip, samajhdaari is a thing that everyone has of there own, lekin iski samajh har ek ko nahin ho sakti, aur jo do major lectures aur unke itney re-runs ke baad bhi samajh ko samajh na paaye ussey issey zyada kaise samjhaoge :O
@champion: Mummyyyyy ,mujhe kuchh samajh nahin aya :(

darshakon hamaare champion khilaadi khud apni hi baaton mein ulajh kar munh ke bal gir gaye hain aur ab unki mummy unhe uthha kar khadaa karne ki koshish mein lagi hain
(DONG!!!)

@sample1: yehi toh :P
@champion: yar tum log samajh nahin rahe ho .. challenger tum sabko dhhakkan keh raha hai.. aur yeh mujhse bardasht nahin :D isliye bas tum sabko mail karni hai ki tum samajh gaye :P
@challenger: chal chal...ab tu haar gaya hai...:P maine tujhe pehle hi bola tha ki koi samajh hi nahi paayega :-D

arey yeh kya! hamare champion khilaadi ne poori baat saaf shabdon mein keh kar saare niyam tod diye,aur woh ho gaye hain disqualify...toh behnon aur unke bhaaiyon, bahut zayaada daylight to night tak 3 logon ko apni side karne ki fight maarne ke bawajood, hamare master champion khiladi no. 1, pust ho gaye hain... kisi ko kuch samajh nahi aaya,
aur bahut saari ladaaiyon ke baad, hamare challenger khiladi hain hamaare aaj ki bakwaas session ke vijeta!!!!! taalyian taalyian taalyian!!!
ab isi khushi mein hamaare challenger khilaadi aap sabse 2 shabd kahenge ... :)

*---------*

lagta hai hamaare challenger baabu khushi ke maarey behosh ho gaye hain, unki taraf se main aap sabko keh deti hoon
"thankyou thankyou!! " :) "taaliyaan!! taaliyaan!!"

poem likhi :D

2007-06-20T07:26:00.000-07:00

regarding someone's pratigya,

itna to yaad hai mujhey,
lekin,
busy hain sab log yahan pe,
busy hai zamaana,
socha group mails karega
nikla woh na-insaanaaa,
busyon main woh wella na-insaana a a a a!!!

toh fir finally aaj,
mails aayi hain aayi hain
mails aayi hain,

bade dino ke baad,
busy logon ko yaad,
is group ki aayi hai,
to mails aayi hain aayi hain
mails aayi hain :D

itne dinon se

2007-06-10T11:15:00.000-07:00

is group ko update na karne ke liya maafi chaahti hooon... :) zaraa busy-ia gayi thi :P
waise meri yeh maafi ki request padhke aap logon ko kuch yaad aaya?? Ji haan main baat kar rahi hoon, hamaare priya gangaa-ram chaurasiya ji ki kshamaa yaachna ki, jo unhe kabhi mili ya nahi,humein kabhi pataa nahi chalaa tha...toh yehi pataa lagaane ke liye maine unke pate pe par ek patra likh daala. aur uske jawaab mein ya aaya...

33333 :
Adarniya Gutjanon,

Sabhi gutjano ko mera sadar pranaam. Sabsey pehle main apney gut pe likh paaney main hue anant antaraal ke liye sabka kshamaprarthi hoon aur asha karta hoon ki is gut ke vishaal hridya waaley sabhi jan meri is akshamya bhool ko bhi kshama ki bhiksha dekar mere is param paap ke bojh ko kam karke mujhey moksha ke dwar ki chaabi pradaan karenge. Main swikar karta hoon ki thodi vyastta ke chalte main apney param dharam ko nibhaney main chook raha tha, lekin ab aap sab mahan hastiyon ko saakshi maan ke ye pran leta hoon, ki aagey aaney waaley samay mein, apney is dharam ke aagey kisi tarah ki vyastta ko ahemiyat nahin doonga, aur is gut ke prati apney kartavya ko puri nishtha aur karmathta se nibhaoonga. aur is pran mein aap sabhi ke saath ki bhi asha karoonga.

Sudhanyawaad sahit,
sachchaa bhatka bakwaasi

?????????!!!!!!!!!?????????

11111 : hey bhaggu...ye kitan mushkil sa hi likha hai.tu hindi ka professional course kar raha tha kya itne din se??? :-OOOOOO

22222 : bhai ab hindi mein bhi likh kar dhej de :D

33333 : :D :D nahin, maine gangaram chaurasiya ki yaad main ussey shradhanjali dete hue likha hai :D

22222 : gangaram chaurasia mar gya???:-OOOO bada nek insan tha..hamesha maafi hi magta rehta tha bichara...!! :-(((( vaise uski mafi bhari zindgi ka ant kaise hua?

33333 : haan bechara!!! uski zindagi main muaf karney waaley insaanon ki kami ho gayi thi, isiliye usney bhagwaan ke paas jake unsey direct muafi maangney ki thaani, aur chala gaya apney anant se milkey zindagi muqamal karney!!

44444 : plz saaf saaf hindi mein bataa de itne din se kahan gayab tha?

33333 : saf saf hindi main, thoda busy tha!!!

22222 : aur gandi hindi mei??

aur yeh baabu sentia gaye....
33333 : gandi hindi main, offo, hindi kabhi gandi nahin hoti, ye hamari moher tongue hai, aur mother tongue kabhi gandi nahin hoti :) and newayz, har language kisi na kisi ki mother tongue hoti hai, isiliye koi bhi lang kabhi gandi nahin hoti!! aur agar gandi ho jaye to ussey tongue cleaner se saaf karke saaf saaf bol sakte hain :P

22222 : GANAGA RAM CHAURASIA KE PAAS TONGUE CLEANER NAHI THA KYA??

33333 : nahin, woh to chala gaya na, usko shradhanjali di thi!!! wahan jaakey shareer nahin rehta, tongue nahin rehti, aur tongue nahin hoti to clean kahan se hogi, aur clean nahin hogi to pata kaise chalega ki lang saaf saaf hai ke nahin :P isiliye, confusion hoti hai, isiliye saaf saaf bolney ko kaha tha !!! samjhey, jaaney ke baad sab moh maya yahin reh jaatey hain, aur tongue cleaner moh maya ka ek part hai, samjhey ke nahin??

aur hamaare gut ke sawaali baabu ko phir mauka mila
55555 : mere kuch basic sawaal hain

1) ashaa kaun hai aur tujhe itni kyun yaad aa rahi hai?
2) tu aasha kaise kar sakta hai?
3) tu pran kyun le raha hai? kya woh muft mein milta hai??
4) kahan jaane ke baad moh maya reh jaate hain? unhe saath kyun nahi le jaate??
5)...

lagtaa toh nahi ki sawaali baabu ke sawaal itni asaani se khatam honge. par mujhe is poorey conversation se itna zaroor samajh aaya hai ki hamaare pyaare Gangaram Chaurasia Babu ko is duniya se maafi nahi mili toh woh doosri duniya maafi maangne chale gaye. aayie humsab 2 min ka reading vrat dhaaran karein, taaki unki aatma ko shaanti...errr i mean maafi mil sakey

aapki pyaari,
lekhika

izzatdaar maasoom

2007-05-06T12:51:00.000-07:00

...isse pehle ki kahaani tpb censor board se kaat di hai :P ...

maasoom: chee chee cheee!!!
ye mere charitra pe kichad uchaala ja raha hai, mujh pe jhoothey laanchan lagaye ja rahe hain :( main s****l utpidan ke arop main aap logon pe case karoonga, main apni izzat pe lagey is dhabbey ko dho ke hi dam loonga!!

defence lawyer: haan maasoom....
aaj kal kafi acche products aa gaye hain market mei daag dhabbey dhone ke liye...
depending on ke izaat kya hai?
kapda hai to :surf excel,vanish o2
bartan hai to : wheel,vim etc...
exhaust fan hai to: bang stain cutter....
aur agar humei kuchh nahi mila to hum kahenge...
"Dag achhe hain na!! ??" :-P

maasoom: philosophical mode:

izzat koi kapda nahin hai, magar kapde utarne se izzat utar jaati hai,
na izzat koi bartan hai, jissey koi bhi aakey jhootha kar jaye, lekin saaf izzat aur saaf bartan, dono ki chamak alag dikhti hai!
(exhaust fan ki koi philosophy nahin hoti kya??)

defence lawyer: Exhaust fan ki izzat...i mean philosphy:

izzat koi exhaust fan nahi hai jo hawa saaf rakhe
lekin saaf izzat ki khushboo door door tak aati hai ;-))
(izzat is deodorant....???? :O)

hain, ab ye khushboo ki philosophy bhi banti hai kya?? :O

maasoom: izzat koi khushboo to nahin jo sabke naak main ja ke basti rahe, lekin izzat rehti hai to naak unchi rehti hai :)

defence lawyer: naak ki bhi philosphy hogi...
izzat sirf naak unchi hone se nahi hoti lekin izzat na ho to naak mei dum ho jata hai!
kya har izzatdaar insaan ko shobha leni padti hai? shobha kahan se aur kitne ki milti hai?

judge: kya shobha ko lena legal hai ;)

???????!!!!!!!!#$%!@#$@$%#..........

dehelka string operation

2007-05-06T12:37:00.000-07:00

paandeyji rishwat lene ke liye badnaame thhey ... toh humne apne khaas samwaaddaata aur is bhrasht ghatna ke chashamdeed gawah , apne paaltoo totey..yaani ki parrot...ko inke kamre ki khidki, jisse inka laptop saaf nazar aata hai, wahan baithha diya, aur humaare totey, yaani ki parrot, ne sab kuch rut kar, humein waapas suna diya...

pandeyji: arey namaste fissaddilaalji…
pandeyji: aaj Y! chat pe kaise?
fissaddilaal: arey pandeyji…
pandeyji: kahan hai
pandeyji: ?
pandeyji: jinda hai?
pandeyji: mar gaya?
pandeyji: abbey kuch to bole?
fissaddilaal: arrey, zinda hoon mian
pandeyji: to kahan hia?
fissaddilaal: aaj kaafi dino baad office aaya, isiliye kuch bol nahin paaya
pandeyji: kyun?
pandeyji: tabyaaat kaafi kharaab thi kya?
fissaddilaal: arrey nahin, meri behen ki shaadi thi
fissaddilaal: wahan tha main
pandeyji: ohhhhhhhhhhh.
pandeyji: itne din?
pandeyji: dilli mein hi kya?

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fissaddilaal: haan, itney din nahin, 2 din se hi tha wahan to
fissaddilaal: ussey pehle office main lagi padi thi
pandeyji: kya lagi janaab ? ;)
pandeyji: aisa kya ho gaya office mein?
fissaddilaal: office mein kuch nahin, yun hi, kaam badh gaya tha, to main ussi ko dodge karne ki koshish mein fas gaya tha
pandeyji: ohh...tu bachna chahta hai matlab punishment se
pandeyji: …..
pandeyji: main sabko bata dunga ki tune kaam kiya hai
pandeyji: !!! hahahhahaha….
fissaddilaal: arey nahin nahi pandey ji! Kaisi baatein kar rahe hain! sirf dodge maara ! sach much
pandeyji: nahi nahi..
pandeyji: maine to yahi bolunga..
pandeyji: ..hehehe… kuch rishwat offer kar...
pandeyji: varna bata dunaga
pandeyji: hehehe….ab kya karun fissaddilaalji…samose khaaye bhi toh bahut din ho gaye…
fissaddilaal: ummm, kaisi rishwat?
pandeyji: mooh band rakhne ki
pandeyji: varna tpb par teri maar li jaayegi...
pandeyji: aur punishment milegi
fissaddilaal: ….
fissaddilaal: accha bata, kya rishwat doon?
pandeyji: rishwat/?
pandeyji: tu boleta rah...main bata dunaga ki kiss cheez ko lekar maanunga
pandeyji: ….
fissaddilaal: ummm, chal tere liye koi acchi si ladki dhoondh ke rakhte hain yahan pe? aur aatey hi teri shaadi ka bandobast karatey hain
pandeyji: shaadi??
pandeyji: pagal hia kya?
pandeyji: uske saath ek one night stand...
pandeyji: fix karva diya
fissaddilaal: uffo, tujhey main pimp dikh raha hoon kya
pandeyji: baat to tu aisi hi kar raha hai
pandeyji: khair...teri lagne waali hai...agar meri demands poori nahi ki to...
pandeyji: ab soch le thodi der ke liye pimp banna hai ya tpb ki saza
fissaddilaal: i guess tpb ki sazaa

lagta hai pandeyji kuch zyaada hi bol gaye ….aur yeh paasa ulta pad gaya….

pandeyji: nahi...
pandeyji: tujhe rishwaat deni hi padegi
pandeyji:
pandeyji: maandwaali karte hian
pandeyji:
fissaddilaal: hehehe!!!
fissaddilaal: accha chal, ab tu bata kya chahiye?
pandeyji: pata nahi samajh nahi aa raha
pandeyji: :"(
pandeyji:
pandeyji: suggest kar
pandeyji: ?
fissaddilaal: ummm, accha chal, agley 1 week tak tpb pe teri nahin bajaunga, aur jo teri bajaega uski bajaaney main teri help karoonga
pandeyji: abe tu aaj tak meri kabhi baja paaya hai
pandeyji:
pandeyji: hurrrrrrrrrrr
pandeyji: hushhhhhh
fissaddilaal: chal fir ab bajaunga
pandeyji:
pandeyji: motu saale...sui chubha kar hawa nikaal duinga..
pandeyji: balooon ki tarh udta phirega
fissaddilaal: chal tu try kar us se sui chubhaana pehle
pandeyji: main hamare yahan lalita ji hain na, unko bole dunaga
pandeyji: apni bunaai karne waali sui chubha dengi
fissaddilaal: aur haan, dhyaan rakhiyo kahin hawaa ke pressure se tu bhi udney lagey
pandeyji: abe ja
pandeyji: lalitaji hi udengi
pandeyji: aur kya pata who ud kar yahan aa jaaye ;)
fissaddilaal: chal fir try kartey hain
pandeyji: okay..
fissaddilaal: waise if u wanna ensure ki wo wahan tak pahunch jaye, to ussey adnan sami ko pin chubhani chahiye
pandeyji: haan yaar..ye to hia kahin kenya mein na gir jaaye
fissaddilaal: hehehe, haan fir ussey dhoondhna bhi mushkil ho jayega
pandeyji: :)
fissaddilaal: aur kahin woh jhingalala hoom karti fir pahunch bhi gayu us, to tujhey paka ke kha jayegi :P
pandeyji: kaash
pandeyji: :D
pandeyji: 8->
fissaddilaal: kya kaash, ki woh tujhey paka ke khjaye :O
pandeyji: :D
pandeyji: dekhte hain

pandeyji filhaal intezaar kar rahe hain apni rishwat ke roop mein lalitaji ke jhingalaaala karte huey unke paas pahunchne ka…aur yeh khabar hamare fissaddilaalji ,lalitaji ke pati tak pahunchaane nikal chuke hain….ab dekhna yeh hai pandeyji ko unki lalitji pehle milti hain, ya phir lalitaji ke pati ko pandeyji ,….

hairaan-pareshaan

2007-05-03T01:36:00.000-07:00

aji ab kyun kahan kaise -jaise faaltoo sawaalon mein padne ka kya fayda? jo hona tha woh toh ho gaya, aur jo aage hona hai woh bhi hokar hi rahega...aakhir aap aur hum siwaay dekhne ke aur kar hi kya sakta hain? toh aayeiye zaraa dekhein..ki ab is gut ke log kin gutthhion mein uljhe hain ....

toh shuruat kuch is tarah hui...

@khabri: aaj ki taaza khabar yeh hai ki ek aur sanyaasi moh-maaya ki ore aakarshit ho gaya aur usne sanyaas tyag waapas saansaaarik bandhanon ko apna liya hai ;)

@hairaan: :O :O aisa kaise hua??? kya laalach diya gaya us mahaatma ko, aur kisne diya??

@pareshaan: kisi ne koi ladki di kya??

@hairaan: chhee!chhee!Ram! Ram! ghor paap!! kitna level gir gaya hai!!! jab humne sanyaas liya tha toh us time pe kisi ne aisa kuch try kyun nahin kiya :P

@bahaar-ka-samaan: aur kya...jab main kailash parbat gaya tha...to kuch bhi offer nahi kiya! kam se kam pareshaan hi offer kar dete, swarg ki urvashi ke milne tak main usi se kaam chalaa leta :P

@khabri: hehehehe... yeh mooh aur masoor ki dal :D

@bahaar-ka-samaan: tu kyun uski itni side le raha hai..

@khabri: :D main uski side nahin le raha hun...main teri le raha hun hehehehehahahaha hoohoohoohoo

@bahaar-ka-samaan: offo khabri!!...ladkiyaan please apni aakhein band kar lein..Khabri==>mana ki kisi ladki ki lene ke tu capable nahi hia...but iska matlab ye nahi ahi ki ladkon ki laga :p...

@khabri: tere ko kaise pata ki mainladkiyon ki le sakta hun ki nahi?! yeh to syllogism ka question ho gaya ! if a khabri can leo of ladka then that khabri can also take of ladki...and tu to waise hi dono categories mein fit ho sakta hai :D hee hee hee....

...ab yeh khabri babu bhi jab bahaar ke samaan ke saath ulajh jaate hain, toh baaki sab ko toh bhool jaate hain, aur hamare hairan babu jo pehle se hi hairan thhey, unki hairaani toh ab aur bhi badh gayi ...

@hairaan: re bhaaya yo ke len den ki baat chalan laag ri sae, yo group to non-profit tha, ye len-den kathhey se beech ma aa gi?? :O

@meethha-paan: re hairaan bhai , yo bahaar-ka-samaan toh pakkaa baaaniya sae...aur is khabri pe bhi effect ho gayaa dikkhhey!

@hairaan: kiska??

@meethha-paan: re baaniye ka....aur kiska! ;)

...bechaare hairaan babu ... ab baaniye bhi toh 2 hain is gut mein ....

@hairaan: i repeat my question!! kiska?

@meethha-paan: i repeat my answer!! baaniye ka ;P

@hairaan: hehehe :D this cud be a potential infinite loop :O so i re-phrase my sawaal, uk waaley baaniye ka ya us waaley? ;)

.....aur hamare pyaare khabri babu jhenp gaye...

@khabri: tum sab saale logon......bas parpanch karo aur kuchh nahin!!! mere upar kisi ka effect nahin ho sakta.!!

@meethha-paan: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha....

@hairan: :D lekin ye jhenpa hua dialogue bhi kisi ke effect se nikla hua sa laga :O :P

@meethha-paan: haan bhyee khabri!! jhenpne ki kya baat hai.sach toh sach hai...aur phir tu akela nahi poori line hai, isiliye toh pareshaan itni pareshaan hai, ;P

....pareshaan saahiba, jo ab tak apni pareshaani mein munh chhupai baithhi thi, unse aur bardaasht na hua....

@pareshaan: kyun meri zindagi ki irony ka mazaak udaa rahe ho....line kya dot bhi nahi hai ,,, sab chhal hai, optical illusion :P

@meethha-paan: arey paagal mann ki aankhon se dekh...sab kuch saaf saaf dikhai dega

...aur lijiye hairaan baabu ki aankhein ek baar phati ki phati , aur munh khula ka khula reh gaya ......

@hairaan: :OOOO kya!!! tere paas ek mann ki aankhein hain? tu unhe kahan rakhti hai? aur kaisi uthhathi hai?

@pareshaan:arey yaar mann ki aankhein jhhoothh dikhaati hai... im tired n fed up
upar se woh ek mann ki aankhein uthha uthha kar hi mere rt shoulder mein dard hota hai u knw :P aur ab left shoulder mein bhi sprain aa gaya hai ......

...toh dekha aapne, pareshaan apni pareshaani mein pareshaan hai, aur hairaan apni hairaani mein . bahar-ke-samaan ko sansaar se shikaayat hai...toh khabri ko meethhe paan se....ab priya paathhakon mere toh dimaag ke dhaage nikal gaye hain is gut ke logon ko, aur be-sar-pair ki unki baaton ko binaa-samjhe is blog par daalne mein.....agar aapko is lekh se hi , unki pareshaaniyon, hairaaniyon, shikayaton ya sawaalon mein se kuch bhi samajh aaye, toh comments daal kar mujhe samjhaa dein!! :) :) :)

yeh hai sach ki kahaani

2007-04-14T14:32:00.000-07:00

" to be or not to be? That is the question"
-- ek sawaal yeh tha, jo John abhrahim ne poochha tha Queez Elizabeth-II se... aur ek sawaal woh tha jo poochha ek cheli ne apne gurudev se...

cheli: sawaal yeh nahi ki sach kya hai!
sawaal yeh hai ki aakhir sach hai kya!!

gurudev: sach aakhir sach hai, aapka reason to genuine hai, lekin baaki ka sach to fir bhi sach hi hai, wotsay?

cheli: wo to jo bhi hai...lekin pehle ye batao

ke sach akhir sach hai to
baki ka sach baki ka akhir sach hai
ya agar baki ka sach fir bhi sach hai to sach to sach hi raha na? :O

gurudev: nahin, this is a special property of baaki ka sach that doesnt effect sach. arrey, sach is a parent class of baaki ka sach :P

cheli: per akhir baki ka sach hai kya?
aur is mei aur baki ke akhir sach mei kya antar hai gurudev?:O

gurudev: baaki ka akhir sach, ye toh jab baaki ka akhiri samay aayega tabhi pata lagega, ussey pehle main kaise bataoon, afterall confidentiality agreement bhi koi cheez hoti hai!

cheli: yaar har chapter mei ek naya character introduce kar dete ho...! :-P

abhi mai baki akhir aur sach ki kashmkash se hi bahar nahi aayi thi ke
kahin se akhiri samay bhi aa gya...??waise ye akhiri samay hai kaun?
ye baki ka kya lagta hai?aur ye gya kahan hua hai?kab aayega ?

gurudev: offo, ye akhiri samay ko last main hi reveal kiya jaata hai, ye toh aapko as a writer maine insight dedi script main!! ab jab ye ayega to baki sach purana khurana ho jayega aur baki ka akhiri sach uska naya avtaar hoga, aur yehi ab is kahani ka sutradhaar hoga :O

cheli: vaise ye kaun si script hai...agar ye unix ki shell script jaisa kuchh hai
to pls mujhe mat do...insight ..out sight ya out of sight kuchh bhi mat do...pls
mujhe sirf database scripts hi aati hain....
interestingly aapki script mei kitne main hain??aur last main kab aur kaise call hota hai?aur sirf main hi hain ya kuchh aur bhi hai?baki saare characters kahan gaye? ;-P

bechaari-main: yeh kya boley chale jaa rahe ho!!!

.... kuch din baad ....

gurudev(mujh bechaari se) : arrey, tu apna sach chupaney ke liye mera upar kyun lanchan laga rahi hai :P aur haan, sach itna kadwa laga ki koi bhi word munh se sahi se nikal hi nahin pa raha :D :D

ab-tak-bechaari-main: offo NAHIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gurudev main aapke pair padti hoon, plz phir se sach kahani mat shuru kijiye!! ....

......is gutthhi ke sulajhtey hi, hum aap sabko ittela kar denge aur aapke sab sawaalon pe naye sawaal khade kar denge :P

tab tak liye hum aapse vidaa lete hain

aap padhtey rahiye...
yeh blog !!!

aapki apni
-- makeup-munh-par-leepa-ji

language of the day.....

2007-04-08T12:53:00.000-07:00

sawaal: hello all...
kya ho raha hai?

jawaab: i am reply to a long mail from a friend...jiju se chat...aur ek aur chamiya se chat :)

ek aur sawaal: u r a reply to a long mail from a friend :O sumit, aisa kab hua?? u were to achcha khaasa insaan when u left india :O

jawaab: arre ing lagana bhool gaya...

aur ek aavishkaar.....

aavishkaari: tohing maining soching rahaing hooning kiing risking naing liyaing jayeing, kahining meraing speciesing naing changeing hoing jayeing :Ping
zara se ing se tera species hi change ho gaya :O kya zabardast mutation hai by god :D

sahayak1: :)ing :)ing...boloing yeing kyaing haaing??

sahayak2: languageing ofing theing daying :-)ing

sahayak3: :ping hotaing haiing...sumiting :-)ing sahiing :)ing...iping..:p

sahayak1: tuing aajing bhiing sahayaking4ing kiing waiting karing rahaing haiing ?ing maineing tereing koing boleing...

sahayak2: haaning shayading...wohing aayengiing...toing eking doing replyinh karing dungeing

sahayak1: donting waiting foring sahayaking4, sheing goinging foring aing meetinging!!!

sahayak2: oking..chaloing thening...gooding daying...tataing...

sahayak1: oking, haveing aing guding nighting sleeping :)ing
aajing sahayaking4 nahiing aayiing toing kitniing shaantiing...kitnaing boltiing haiing sahayaking4 ;-Ping

aavishakaari: iing agreeing sahayaking1 :Ding waiseing, aajing itnaing sanattaing kyuning haiing bhaiing?

sahayak2: accha chalo, ab main to is ing se bore ho gaya :(

sahayak1: itna sannatta is liye hai ke aaj sahayaking4 office mei nahi hai...sahayaking1 so gya hai...sahayaking2 as usual...tu aur mai hi hain bas....aur mai bhi kaam kar rahi thi aaj..;-)

aavishakaari: nahin, ye sunney se pehle mere kaanon main mail kyun nahin jama hui,
ye padne se pehle meri aankhon ka number itna kyun nahin bad gaya ki
main pad hi na paoon, ye bolne se pehle aapke munh main chalein kyun
nahin ho gaye :( kaam, humaarey group ne aaj apney sabse karmath,
sabse shandaar, sabsey imaandaar gutjan ko kaam ke haathon majboor
hokey, apney param dharam se bhataktey hue dekha hai!! ab ye sadma
kaise bardasht hoga is group se :(

kisi baat par.....

2007-04-08T12:03:00.000-07:00

sant-gyaani: abey, bhagwaan pe jhootha arop to na lagao, apni galtiyan bhagwaan pe madhnaa, ye acchi baat nahin hai ;P

bhrasht-agyaani: kooan bola..sant-gyaani,

sant-gyaani: haan, main koi dosh bhagwaan ko thode hi deta hoon ;P

bhrasht-agyaani: dubara...kooan bola...

sant-gyaani: abey. ye kya hai, main kyun nahin bol sakta ?? :O

bhrasht-agyaani: abe...
kooan---well
bola---said :)

sant-gyaani: oh, lekin kooan to humaarey group main tha hi nahin :O

bhrasht-agyaani: arre ahi..tu nahi jaanta...

sant-gyaani: laanat hai mujhpe, main is group ka admin hoon aur mujhey hi nahin maloom aaj tak :O

bhrasht-agyaani: laatat...hota hia..tere liye..kalat...peelat...aur jo color pasand ahi lagaa le :p

sant-gyaani: hayin!!, laalat nahin lanat hota hai, aur kyunki tu itna door hai to (WAN)at bhi ho sakta hai :P

bhrasht-agyaani: ye wanat kya hia??
aur laalat hota hia..
gutjanon!! bolo kuch!!!

baat-na-maani: haalat hota hai ;-P

define: wanat ->

yeh-bachchon-ka-khel-nahi-hai-jaani: jab bhrasht-agyaani ki waat laga kar , uski globally le kar use sadak pe chhodd dete hain, aur uspar laanat lag jati hai, to use (W)aat+Laanat = waanat kehte hain ;)

bhrasht-agyaani: tum to nikamme ho...chup!!!!

baat-na-maani: tu nikamma ;-P

bhrasht-agyaani: nikammma kiya is dil...is dil ne kiya hai nikamma :)

mil gaya

2007-04-08T09:26:00.000-07:00

hamare gut ka ek mukhya bakwaasi kuch dinon se gayab tha, bulane, samjhaane, hadkaane, ladwaane, bhadkaane yahn tak ki chai ki chhalni mein beans daal kar dekhne ke baad bhi kuch pataa nahi chalaa... toh hum sab apni apni tables par haath aur un par sar rakh kar so gaye. uthhne par uski is mail se saamna hua....

mil gaya: hello bhai log...
kya haal hain sabke?? bolo bolo...bolete kyun nahi ab :)
main ek dum mast hoon...
ek chota sa break liya tha tpb se...aur main kissi se bhi naraaz nahi hoon...
bhadkaanewaale, tujhe sharam nahi aati mere aur bulane waali ke beech mein aag lagwa raha hai... :p lekin i assure you all ki maine koi kaam nahi kiya hai...
still a pure bakwaasi :)
but now i am back to flood TPB...
chalo chalo sab mail karo

( isi beech, hamare ek priya bakwaasi, hadkaane waale sahab , ek boxing match mein shaamil ho gaye, aur pehle 2 rounds mein ....well... aage aap khud samajh ki dukaan ke dwaar hain )

arre haan...hadkaanewaale praji...congrateeee...aage ka scene to batao??

samjhaanewaali: next scene mei aap dekhenge ke ki third round of boxing mein koi toh pit raha hoga bas next scene mei itna hi ;-)....

mil gaya: toh yeh scene kab prasarit hoga?

hadkaanewaala: abbe kal prasarit hoga :)

mil gaya: haan...to poocha hi to ahi :p

hadkaanewaala: hmm.. to bataya hi to hai :P

mil gaya: "abe" kyun bola...doon kya...

hadkaanewaala: abbe tere jaise chokhton ke liye prefix hai ... automatic waala ...isliye bola...aur abbe abbe abbe tu kya dega... hum hi le lenge :D

( toh mil gaye huey janaab bhi is match mein shaamil ho gaye)

mil gaya: le phir...dissssssssssshhhhhhhhhhoommmmmmmmmmm

(ab refree toh chahiye hi tha )

samjhaanewaali: araam se...humei khoon kharaba nahi chahiye ;-P

mil gaya: aaj mujhe mat rok...bade dinoon se chup hoon...aaj isse sabak sikhane de.... dishooom dhishoommmm....dhishooommmmmmmm

samjhaanewaali:
@mil gaya, mai to tere bhale ki baat kar rahi hoon...tujhe sehat dekh ke panga lene chahiye ;-P
@hadkaanewaale: sorry...just kiddin' ;)

(ab bhaiya, isey kehtey hain sahi maayno mein refree, aur english mein bhi refree hi kehte honge;) )

mil gaya: bhagwan ji ki kripa se mujhe kisi ki sehat se darne ki zarurat nahi hai ;P

hadkaanewaala: vvvvvffffffffffffffffoooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk

mil gaya: yeh kya tha?

hadkaanewaala: yeh mera mukka tha ... joki awaaz kam karta hai aur kaam zyada...
:D

bhadkaanewaala: nahi paagal tujhe bewakoof bol raha hai! spelling galat ho gayi!

mil gaya: teri yeh majaal...dissssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooommmmmmmmmmm

hadkaanewaala: yeh toh kya, woh majaal bhi meri hi hai ........vvvvvffffffffffffffffoooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk .......vvvvvffffffffffffffffoooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk

( iske baad woh hua jisey kehte hain geography....jisme refree ke mun ka geographia bigad jaata hai .... aur apna mun bachaa kar bechaari lekikha bhaag aati hai ... )

aiwain kuch bhi

2007-04-02T00:56:00.000-07:00

main khud ==> $gutjanon!: main @ likhte likhte bore ho gayi hoon, isiliye main isey change kar rahi hoon, after all life mein thodi variety honi mangti hai, par variety icecream nahi, woh kaafi baar khaane ke baad bhi barbaad hi nikalti hai :P , par main ek icecream kaafi baar kaise kha sakti hoon?? aur bar toh chocolate ki hoti hai, aur, kaafi toh sirf madrasi peetey hain toh meri zindagi mein kaafi aur baar ka naam kahan se aaaya...??
main bahut vyakul hoon prabhu. kripya mere in sabhi prashnon ka uttar dekar, mujhe dhanya karein,

dhanyawaad,

zindabaad murdaabaad bhai-bhatijawaad
aapki apni
make-up leepa munh-par-jee
sentiTV

mere gutjan ==>

#iski to gayi :P

#main khud: maine tere change main ek aur change kar diya :P but ye sab acchey nahin lag paa rahe :O so we will keep trying until we find something interesting :)

and regarding kaafi, kaafi sirf madraasi nahin kaafi to bahut se log peete hain, aur for that matter, cheeta bhi peeta hai!! aur agar tujhey kisi madrasi ki ya kisi swiss insaan ki yaad a rahi hai, to obviously tuhjey kaafi aur chocolate ki yaad aayegi hi, lekin a swiss madrasi is going to be wierd, believe me, i mean soch ke dekh(mind u soch ke :P)!! so my sugg, seat se uth, go to the nearest coffee machine, ek cup coffee le, aur apni neend khol, ye sab ek bura sapna maan ke bhool ja, and start looking afresh!! try a gujarati italian, a hunky richie rich ;) and we have already tried sweet pizza, and it was gud, aint it :D

main khud ==>

:D :D :D

hmm, madraasi swiss, italian gujarati , toh out hain, kyunki mujhe chocolates, coffee, pizza, aur meethha kuch bhi kuch khaas pasan nahi hai. PI ko yeh sab bahut pasand hai , toh PI tere liye yeh options thheek rahengi :D

mere liye, main sochti hoon,
botlon mein ghola jaaye thoda zyada sa dimaag
usme phir daali jaaye sach bolne ki khuraak
sensitivity, maturity, understanding, co-operation
mila ke hoga jo tayyar
woh mera pyaar hai ;)

ufff, mujhe addiction ho gaya hai is game ka , thoda time lagega isey utarne mein :P

hum sab

2007-04-02T00:50:00.000-07:00

......bore ho gaye hain

bored1: itna sannaata kyun hai bhyee???

bored2: ye shahar hai aman ka, yahan ki fiza hai niraali,
yahan pe sab shanti shanti hai, yahan pe sab shanti shanti hai :D

i se gao....
aur aman, fiza, nirali aur shanti, in sab ko bhi dhoondh ke aao....

bored3: mera i se gaane ka mann nahi hai , kyunki ,
bored2 to bimaar hai, ... hai
usey toh bukhaar hai ... hai
toh kya woh phir bhi office mein baithha hai?
...nananananananananana .... :P

yaar pls ab n se mat gao, main is game se bore ho gaya :(

bored1: na gaa na gaa na re gaa re na re
na gaa na gaa na re gaa re na re
bored2 bore ha gaya hoy hoy
bored2 bore ha gaya hoy

....sorry bored2 resist nahi hua :P

bored2:yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
chahey koi mujhey bored2 kahe, kehne do ji kehta rahe
hum in gaano ke tufaano main ghire hain hum kya karein!!!!
yahooooo!!!

ab hoo se gao ...... :P

bored4: hoooooo ramji ..iiii...
badaa bore kina
is game ne humei ....eieieieiei.....
badaa bore kina..
par kya karein
humbhi
humei
koi aur game
sooojhta hi nahi
pad raha hai bina
quality bakwaas ke jinaa.aaaaaaaa
badaa bore kina .... :P

ab plz bas karo, aur nahi bardaasht hota yeh game...
bas karo sab bas bas bas!!!

bored2: jao, bol do is sab ko(aur sony ko bhi), ki ab bas karde, bas karde, na dikhae ye boring matches, bas karde!!!chhodd de, mandira ko, bhej de ussey bhi indian team ke saath waapis, ab uski deshbhakti pe aghaat bas karde!!!!over khatam honey se pehle hi ad dikhaana, aur fir break time main khaali pitches dikhaana, ye dd waali harkatein ab bas kardey!!!

bas karo sab bas bas bas!!!
ab khush?

bored4:sahi jawaab!!! aur isi baat pe milte hain 22 ko 10 mein se 15 number :D

ummmm,,,, toh bas toh kar diya, ab kya karenge?

bored2: ab kya karenge, ab hum fir se koi aur nayi kisam ki different, thodi interesting aur mazedaar, intelligent si classy, har dil bhawan, purely timepaas bakwaas karenge :) aur agar humey yaad aa paya to next time hum a2a bakwaas karenge ;)

p.s.: abhi mat poochna ye a2a kya hai, kyunki abhi yaad hi to nahin aa raha :(

toh apna dil bina thhamey baithhiye, jab tak hum apni boriyat ka ilaaj dhonndtey hain, kisi nayi tarah ki bakwaas ke aavishkaar se ;)

maraathon antaakshari

2007-03-17T02:10:00.000-07:00

across international borders, across timezones, across time itself,..... yes people, this antaakshari session has been going on for the past 3 days atleast, between 6 people sitting in 6 different parts of the world.......beech beech mein thoda confusion ho jaata hai :P, but we manager pretty well i guess

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song for the day...
dil ka haal dune dil waala..
:)

a se gao...

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aati rahengi mailarey, jaati rahengi mailarey!!
bakwaas2 ki nazar se, kaam ko dekho, kaam bura hi nahin hai, oh ho :D

aati rahengi mailarey, jaati rahengi mailarey!!
humari nazar se, kaam ko dekho, kaam ki jagah hi nahin hai, oh ho :D :D :D

o se gao.....

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o 2-2...
0 2-2 suniyo re...
o delta sunito re...
o pi suniyo...
oh mu shaam ko kidhki pe chori chori nange paao...maza aayega...o 2-2...

2 se gao :-D

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2 dil mil rahe hain, magar chupke chupke (dekha there is a song starting from 2 ;))
sabko ho rahi hai, khabar chupke chupke :D

e se gao.....

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:):)

e-chuk bakwaas b-chuk bakwaaas...bakwaaas k uper bakwaaas...e-chuk bakwaas...
cubicle mein SE naache client been bajaye...e-chak bakwaas...

nahi wait mujhe ek gaana aur yaad aaya..
2 ekum 2, 2 dooni 4, chotti chotti baaton main bat gaya sansaar,
nahin ghati hai, nahin ghategi, hohohoho tpb ki bakwaas, o tpb ki bakwaas!!!

ab gao...

**
abe ek gaana gaana...confusion hota hia...ki kisse se gaaun
???
oye oye oye ooo aaa
ghatiya lyrics waale
babu chaat waale
tu phir se gaaane laga hai...
sir mera langadaane laga hai..

h se gao

**
hai ac hai ac hai hai hai...
hai ac hai ac hai hai hai...

ye ladka mere saamhe kyun diye jaa jaaye jayee :)
hai ac hai ac hai hai hai...

h se gao...

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??
testing NE KAHA H SE GAO...
alpha NE KAHA 2 SE GAO...
charlie NE KAHA O SE GAO
LO H2O BAN GYA...I MEAN GANA BAN GYA... :-))

a se gao...

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aao bachchon tumhei dikhaun jhaanki tpb ki...
is mei bas bakwaas bhari hai awwal darje ki....
TPB matram...TPB matram...

m se gao...

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mat ro, tpb, chup ho ja, hua so hua!!
jo timepass mein hota hai, bakwaas mein hota hai, tere saath bhi, ae sanam wohi to hua!!

a se gao....

**
aa gayi hoon, main office aur ek baar :(
kaam hai beshumaar :(
jaane kaise hoga khatam :((

m se gao,....

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bahut jald, shayad hum sabke employers ye gayengey ;)

mere office main tumhaara kya kaam hai, arrey mere office main tumhaara kya kaam hai,
arrey jiska employee bakwaasi, uska jeena haraam hai,
system pe baitha do, arrey system pe baitha do, bakwaas karna sirf kaam hai :P

i se gao .........

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issssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
bairi project bada bedardi...
dil ka haal na jane sodai hajai zulmi...etc etc....

c se gao

**
chorni, tpb pe bole aadhe song ma,
etc jod ke, etc jod ke song ki raid piti, piti hai raid is song ma!!
:P

a se gao.....

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aaj main khush hoon to tum hi bolo mai hoon khush kyun ...jaldi jaldi bolo chaloooooo....
bakwaas kar rahe hai isliye mai khush hoon...baat yahi hai samjhoooo....

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o daisy chup kyun hai tu ye bata,
bolti kyun nahin aaj tu ye bata??
bakwaas bakwaas chhodd ke kaam karti ho kya??
bakwaas bakwaas chhodd ke kaam karti ho kya??

woh bakwaas dhoondhti hoon, woh timepaas dhoondti hoon
chhup gayi hai, kaam ke peeche, woh zindagi dhoondhti hoon!!!!

n se gao......

**
na na na na na daisy ko disturb mat karo...
daisy ko disturb mat karo...
kahin deadline
kahin deadline miss ho jaye naa......

a se gao.....

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aayi hai hello ke office main ek aur hello opp desk pe,
saara kaam usko dena, haiiii, saara kaam usko deke tu khub bakwaas karle ;P

e se gao.................

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ek do teen 4-4-4-4 4 naam ab
repeat ho gaye
mere office mein, mere office mein
2 hitler, 2 napolean
2 stalin aur 2 saddaam hain ;)!!

n se gao

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n jaane mere...pc...ko kya ho gaya..
abhi to sahi tha..par abhi so gaya...so gayaaaa

aa gaya hai isme to virus sajna...
laakh kar le tu inkaaar sajna...2...khabardaar sajna...hai ye virus sajna...
oooooooooooo....aaaaaaaaaa

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a-g-o-g chodo...
module se module ko jodo...
dekho intergration testing karo...
SE jaani...oooooooo Se jaani...:)

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this one is dedicated to SE from his PM

na jao SE, chhodd ke code...
kasam tumhari meri lagegi...meri lagegi...

i se gao...

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ik din mil jayenge, pyaarey tujhe log, tu bhi ban jayega pm mere dost!
la la lalalla!!!!
us din tu gayega, same yehi gaana, fir tujhey yaad aayega, pm tera puraana :D

a se gao....

to be continued...weekends pe hum kaam nahi karte ;)

TPB KI JAI!!

2007-03-17T01:57:00.000-07:00

tesing: achcha logon, yeh batao ki KC ke whereabouts ka kisi ko kuch pata hai kya?
1: haan woh wapas aa gaya hai and usne join bhi kar liya hai ... ?
2: ab main saare links dekh sakungi :-) ?
3: :O kc ke aaney se aapke links dekhne ka kya relation hai???? ?
2: wahi jo teri mummy ke papa ke bete ki beti ke bhai ke dada ki beti ki nanad ke

pati ki behan ka meri mummy ki beti ke papa ke bete ki bahu ke nana ke bete ki

bhanji ka hai....AAYA SAMAJH YA SAMJAHUN?? ;-P?
2:ye bache bhi na..home work to karte nahi....kitne din se keh rahi hoon padh lo padh lo...!!! :-P

apni time pass bakwaas ki kitaab mei se ye paathh padh ke aao...
winning bakwaas of the month(february) .... jo ek bahut hi suljhe hue mahan
bakwaasi ki rachna hai....unhone ne bahut hi spasht aeivam saral shabhon mein "samajh"shabd ki vyakhya ki hai....is paathh ko padhne ke baad tumhein samajh avashya samajh aa jayegi ;-)

3: ji masterni ji, main aapki agya ka paalan karoonga, aur us paathh ko padh ke hi aapse aagey sawaal karoonga! lekin mujhey agar shabdon ka arth samajhna ho toh uskey liye kiske paas jaana hoga?

2: vats zindagi ke har sawaal ka jawab tumhein tpb ke blog par mil jayega
108 saala sri sri sri sant tutu ji maharaj ki chhtrachhaaya mein praarambh kiya gaya ye granth ab online bhi padhaa jaa sakta hai
jisme ab unke saathi roz zindagi ke katu satyon ko bahut hi saral tathaa khoobsurat boli mein likhte rehte hain...issey na kewal tumhei tumhare prashno ke uttar mil jayenge balki tumhare jiwan ka uddhaar bhi ho jayega..!!

3: ffffffffaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeddddddd!!!!!!!!!

ek guru ke liye issey zyaada garv ka kshan koi ho nahin sakta, jab uska shishya ussey do kadam aagey nikal jaaye!! aaj garv se mera rom rom prassan hai, meri di hui shiksha safal hui, meri shishyaa ne mera naam ujjwal kiya hai, ab mere paas ek aur naam bhi hai, ab main garv se keh sakta hoon, main bakwaasi hoon, aur ye gut bakwaasita ki charam seema ko chhuney ki disha main agrasar hai! ab humey bakwaas-gyaan se moksha prapti main koi vighna diga nahin sakta!! aur ab ye humaara param kartavya hai, ki hum is bakwaas ke kalash se tpb rupi amrit ko duniya ke koney koney main baatein, humey jo ishwar ki param anukampa se bakwaas rupi maha-gyaan mila hai, ussey is sansaar ke har jeev ke jivan ko safal banana hi humaarey jeevan ka ekmatra udeshya hona chahiye!! to bolo, tpb ki jai :)

testing: TPB KI JAI!! :P par mujhe koi mere sawaal ka jawaab toh de do!!!

Bakwaasi-Snippets

2007-03-17T01:47:00.001-07:00

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bakwaasi1: yeh all-bakwaasi1 kya hota hai?
bakwaasi5: tu civics ke exam mein fail hui thi? lagta hai tujhe bhi bakwaasi2 ke saath bithha kar bakwaasi4 se civics numericals karaane padenge!!
bawkaasi4: tune kitni civic(s) mein baithh kar exams diye hain? aur ab us ghatiya si alto mein kyuin baithhti hai?

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bakwaasi1: mera aaj ka hatred ka quota finish ho gya hai....
baki kal :-)

bakwaasi5: kya aaj aap aur red hat's nahin pehan paaogey?? waise bhi aap to windows main kaam karte ho, aapka red hat ka quota toh shuru hi nahin hua :P

bakwaasi1: nahi ab mai baki ke hats use karoongi... aaj bahut din baad ra-hat mili hai...to soch rahi hoon usey use karoon...
pata nahi kab c-hat band karni padey aur mails ko chal-hat karna pade...:-)

mujhe lagta hai humei edward de bono ko competion dena chahiye ....we can also find the str-hat-egies like him :-P

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roger: hello/testing/alpha/charlie: tum sab ke sab hopeless ho!!

hello: kyuun?? aapney aisa kyun kaha??

roger: kyunki tumne humei wish nahi kiya...aaj women's day hai!! :-(

hello: :O yahan women kaun hai?? :P :D :D chalo newayz, testing/alpha/charlie tum teeno ko meri taraf se happy women's day :D may u get all the beautiful women in life ;)

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< arz hai...
jo humko duniya na sikha saki...
jo humko duniya na sikha sahi...ek ladki ne sikha diya..---2
duniya koshish karti rah agye...ladki ne dhakkan bana diya :)
:(

> kya wo ladki duniya ka part nahi hai?
+ aur usne tujhe kya sikhaya...dhakkan banna???
- wo to tu already tha..usne kya kiya???
* usne cement daal ke pucca kar diya :D

< :((

- cement daal ke...??
+ mujhe to laga fanta ka dhakkan banaya :-)

< :((((
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tesing: achcha logon, yeh batao ki KC ke whereabouts ka kisi ko kuch pata hai kya?
1: haan woh wapas aa gaya hai and usne join bhi kar liya hai ... ?
2: ab main saare links dekh sakungi :-) ?
3: :O kc ke aaney se aapke links dekhne ka kya relation hai???? ?
2: wahi jo teri mummy ke papa ke bete ki beti ke bhai ke dada ki beti ki nanad ke pati ki behan ka meri mummy ki beti ke papa ke bete ki bahu ke nana ke bete ki bhanji ka hai....AAYA SAMAJH YA SAMJAHUN?? ;-P?
......to be continued

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pardesi: btw aaj se dst bole to daylight saving chalu ho gaya ahi..to ab hum
logon ke beech ka gap 1.5 se 0.5 ho gaya ahi...:):)

without-par-desi : dst to thik hai....per ye gap analysis kya likhi hai?
wat was 1.5 jo ab 0.5 ho gya hai?
0.5 gap hai...as in
miles,km,kgs,mtrs,litres,door,windows

par-desi: i was talking abt the time tu kis side of the day main humaarey paas aaya hai??

without-par-desi : day ki kitni sides hoti hain??

no-par-desi: waise to day ki bahut sides ho sakti hain, lekin yahan pe uske aur humaarey beech

main day ki do sides hoti hain, at one side of the day, we de-side to leave and he de-side-s to

enter, and at the other its oppo-side!! samjhay, ya fir dhang se samjhaoon ;P

without-par-desi : How does one de-side to be on which side? and wat are other sides of the

day??

--hai koi jawaab??

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har roz ki tarah....
5,6,7:30,9 baje: ...blah blah blah
.......blah blah blah
.......blah blah blah
.... aur phir...
5 baje: badi jaldi time change karva liya...may se karvana tha...!! :-X
9 baje: ????????????????????????????????
5 baje: yeh tum earthlings ko samajh nahi aayega
6 baje: pulling...strilling...toh pata hai
7:30 baje: pushing bhi pata hai :P
6 baje: yeh earthling kya hota hai. kya yeh pushing jaisa koi verb hai? ya phir duckling aur

napunsakling jaise sanskrit ke ling?
9 baje: ????????????????????????????????kyaaaa????????????????????????????????????
6 baje: mee 2 khujaing my head???????????????
7:30 baje: use some mediker :P

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jao, bol do is sab ko(aur sony ko bhi), ki ab bas karde, bas karde, na dikhae ye boring matches, bas karde!!!
chor de, mandira ko, bhej de ussey bhi indian team ke saath waapis, ab uski deshbhakti pe aghaat bas karde!!!!
over khatam honey se pehle hi ad dikhaana, aur fir break time main khaali pitches dikhaana, ye dd waali harkatein ab bas kardey!!!

bas karo sab bas bas bas!!!

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aavishkaari: itna sannaata kyun hai bhyee?

sahayak1: itna sannatta is liye hai ke aaj sahayaking4 office mei nahi hai...sahayaking1 so gaya

hai...sahayaking2 as usual...tu aur mai hi hain bas....aur mai bhi kaam kar rahi thi aaj..;-)

aavishakaari: nahin, ye sunney se pehle mere kaanon mein mail kyun nahin jama hui, ye padhne se

pehle meri aankhon ka number itna kyun nahin bad gaya ki main padh hi na paoon, ye bolne se

pehle aapke munh mein chhaalein kyun nahin ho gaye :( kaam, humaarey group ne aaj apney sabse

karmath, sabse shaandaar, sabsey imaandaar gutjan ko kaam ke haathon majboor hokey, apney param

dharam se bhataktey hue dekha hai!! ab ye sadma kaise bardasht hoga is group se :(

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ghar baithhey:chal ghoomne waaley, tu jaipur ka trip enjoy kar aur hamare liye kuhh le bhi aana wahan se...:-)

ghoomne waaley: "kuhh le bhi aana"..yeh kuhh kya hota hai... ghar baithhey:kuhh is something really uncommon...it is derived from "kuchh" after removing "c" from it...where c means common...now "kuchh bhi" means just anything...so "kuchh bhi" -"c" would mean "kuhh bhi" meaning something which is not just anything...aaya samajh ya tujhe bhi chapter number bataun??? :-O aur main: ..... bas usi din se ghoomne waaley ka , unke jawaab ka aur woh jo "Kuhh" kaane waale hain ...un sab ka ataa-pataa lapataa hai ;D aur aglaa sawaal ...yeh "kaane waale" kya hota hai?? ;)

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pole-khol-ke-bol : main tum sabki pole khol dooonga

kyun-bolun: btw poles ko kholte kaise hain..poles ko ya to khada karte hain ya girate hain...:D :D

pole-khol-ke-bol :and regarding poles, pole dance bhi kar saktey hain, waise toh!! but people are normally poles apart, so unki poles khul jaati hain :D :D :P

kyun-bolun: Poles ki pole.achha tabhi north aur south poles are poles apart...!!
pole kholne ke liye pole dance karna padta hai kya?

pole-khol-ke-bol :aur haan, pole dance kar to sakte ho, lekin fir se izzat ko khatra hai, kyunki pole dance izzatdar logon ko shobha nahin deta!!

kyun-bolun: pole dance shobha nahi deta to kaun deta hai?
aur pole dance shobha deta hai ya deti hai? :O aur deti hai ya karti hai?? ;P aur karti hai toh aakhir kahan ... >???? :P

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The clutching story of the cltuches of a clutcher...
aaj ki taaza khabar yeh hai ki mera black clutcher, poorey 2 saal tak poori tarah se apna jeevan mere baalon ko jagah pe rakhne ki koshishon mein samarpit karne ke baad, aajkal apni aakhiri saansein gin raha hai... :P :P :P

so the clutcher is now struggling to be able to clutch on to its life :O now it becomes ur duty to be a clutcher to dying clutchers life and let it live as long as u can clutch on to its life :O :D

bol ke dikhaao toh jaane ;)

koi zaroori toh nahi

2007-03-10T00:15:00.000-08:00

ki har article ka title ho :P ....khair, humsab intezaar kar rahe hain apne ek pyaare bakwaasi ke lautne ka, aajkal woh space ke chakkar lagaa raha hai,

apne hostel ke open space ke :P

daisy: good mickey!! tune apni chhutti ka kiya hai bilkul sahi istemaal :) aur blog
pe machaa daala phir se dhamaal!!

goofy: acha bhai log kuch basic doubt yeh daisy ka naam psi kyu hai..public sector
individual bhi ho sakta hai aur mera naam san kyun hai

mickey: arrey goofy, gamma ne poocha tha, what's in a name? ussey kabhi jawaab nahin
mila, to tujhe kahan se milega :O :P

daffy: @mickey: fyi..there are 2 vowels and 2 consonants in "name" :O

mickey: @daffy: regarding name thing, pls raaz ko raaz rehne do!

goofy: .. haan plz main ab in cheezon pe roshni dalne ko nahi kahoonga warna roshni

ki to band baj jayegi...suno mera next few days ka plan

acha to yeh hai ab mera program
1) aaj main "How to fly a plain in 10 steps ki kitaab khareedoonga..phir ek din mein
padhunga aur phir parson plane udaunga (10 tak gino aur dori kheencho...10 tak gino
aur dori kheencho)
2) will come back on earth someday, phir "how to learn swimming in 10 steps" ki
kitaab khareedunga aur usey lekar paani mein kood jaaunga.(chhapaak!!)
3) phir jab swimming aa jaayegi toh samundar mein chalaa jaaunga, aur usey paar
karke, finally wapas aake ek kitaab khareedunga "How to scare your neighbour in 10
days" ...
aur yeh hai mera plan in 10...sorry in short

mickey: itni lambi planning ko short bol raha hai

daffy: nahi paagal, isne yeh saari planning short mein ki hai

daisy: offo!! nahi!! yeh yeh saari planning shorts mein execute karne waala hai

mickey: offo! dimaag na khao!! @goofy: yeh bataa humse milne mein kab interested

hogawith %ge of interest ;P) hai :) we will we will meet u :)

daffy: we will we will catch u...!! :-)

sylvester: we will we will throw u :P

daffy: and then we will we will catch u...!! :-)

mickey: and then we will we will see u :D, kyunki ur face will turn red, and we will we will

c u then :P

so humara pyara disney parivaar wait kar raha hai humare pyaare goofy ke aane ka :) aap bhi kijye, phir hum sab mil ke gaayenge, ... (10 tak gino aur dori kheencho...10 tak gino aur dori kheencho) .... plane udaane ke liye.... gande dimaag!!!! ;)

ब्लोगगींग हिन्दि में, एक सपना साकार :)

2007-03-09T21:51:00.000-08:00

जी हाँ दोस्तो, ये सच है, और ये एक वरदान है, हमारी जेनरेशन के लिए, जो बोलते तो हिंदी मैं हैं, लेकिन लिखते इंग्लिश मैं हैं, अधिकतर सोचते तो खैर है ही नहीं, लेकिन कभी कभार जो सोचते हैं उनमे से कभी कभी हिंदी मैं भी सोच लेते हैं, लेकिन हिंदी लिखेंगे कैसे!! आख़िर क ख ग तक तो ठीक से आता नहीं है!!

खैर बहुत हुआ सम्मान, ब्लॉगर कि इस नई पेशकश का, दरअसल आज दिल कि बात कहनी थी आपसे, और इस पेशकश ने हमारी पशोपेश को कुछ कम किया है, जो बात थी कहने कि आपसे, उसे कहने का गम लिया है! तो कुछ यूं है कि हमारे इन बड़ते हुए क़दमों को रोकने कि कोशिश कि जा रही है, कुछ इस तरहा :---

क्षर्यंत्र रचे जा रहे हैं, हमारा खौफ साफ़ साफ़ दिख रहा है, हमारे फैलते हुए फण को कुचलने कि कोशिश कि जा रही है, हमें चारों खानी चित करनी के प्रयास हो रहे हैं!! कहीँ ट्रैनिंग(दो जगह एक साथ), कहीँ सात समुन्दर पार, कहीँ नौकरी देने का लालच, तो कहीँ deadlines ka डर्र!!! हमें सचेत रहने कि ज़रूरत है, हमें एकजुट रहने कि ज़रूरत है!! ये संकट कि घरी मैं हमें जागरूक होने कि, और दुश्मनों कि चालों को समझनी कि ज़रूरत है!! हम सब इस परिस्थिति का मिल के सामना करेंगे, हम लड़ेंगे, हम इस ज़ुल्म के खिलाफ आवाज़ उठाएँगे, और अपने हक को पा के ही दम लेंगे!

अब हमें आपकी मदद चाहिऐ, इस ज़ंग को जीतने का दम चाहिऐ, आवाज़ दो, और हम आपको बकवास देंगे ;)

Happy Women's Day!!

2007-03-08T09:20:00.000-08:00

roger: hello/testing/alpha/charlie: tum sab ke sab hopeless ho!!

hello: kyuun?? aapney aisa kyun kaha??

roger: kyunki tumne humei wish nahi kiya...aaj women's day hai!! :-(

hello: :O yahan women kaun hai?? :P :D :D chalo newayz, testing/alpha/charlie tum

teeno ko meri taraf se happy women's day :D may u get all the beautiful women in

life ;)

Here's wishing (slightly late, well we work by EST ;) ) all our female readers, a very happy women's day. The wishes for our male readers have already been wished above ;)

chala san naukri karney.......

2007-03-08T06:23:00.000-08:00

toh hua kuch yun, ki humaarey gut main se ek mahayodha ki mahanaukri lagi :) aur ban gaya woh mahamanager, lekin ussey kahan maloom tha ki aakhir uski zindagi ek naya mor lene waali hai :O aakhir aisa kya hua uski zindagi main, aaiye padte hain....

chala muraari, oh sorry, san naukri karney!!!

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san ki placement hui, aur usney sabko phone karney, aur group main mail daalney(jo ussey shayad abhaas tha ki khatarnaak kaam hai) ki bajaye, gup chup rakhne ka socha..... lekin aisi khabrein kahan chupti hain, aakhir ek din is group pe ye maatam manaya gaya, uski nafarmaani ka raag sabko sunaaya gaya.... aur fir usney socha ki bhala yehi hoga ki sabko bata diya jaye, aur muafi maang ke pind chura liya jaye.....

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san: sorry psi and other bhai log..main nahi bata paya sabko individually..i know mera fault hai..par thoda sa busy tha college ke placements mein...aur thoda sa cell mein balance kam tha..recharge nahi karwa paya tha...

===> jaisi uski iccha thi, ussey is bade dil group ne muaf kar bhi diya, lekin......

psi: its ok san, maine tujhe maaf kiya, lekin big waali treat chahiye :) , specialy tera sal break up aane ke baad, agar teri baat galat nikli, to jitna differential hoga tere-mere in-hand, atleast uske 30% add kar liyo apne normal treat ke budget mein , + taxes for being late in informing + interest starting today, till the day we get the treat .... kyun logon, sahi kaha naa maine,;)

====> bechaara san

pi: bilkul govt of india ne jo aam junta ka haal kar rakha hai wo psi san ka karna chahti hai :-:P

====> chalo koi to hai uske liye bhi

psi: tu iska package sunegi na, toh tu kahegi psi ki nahi, meri salary se differential nikalo aur phir saari calculations karo!!

pi: bata bata

====> sab normal sa lag raha hai

tau: liberty liberty :D :D

psi: pi, bata-ne ki liberty sirf san ko hai ;) so san ACTION! :P

====> jhapaak, gayi bhains paani main

tau: waise san agar tu apni salary ADI - DAS bhi dega to bhi kisi ko pata nahin chalega ;P

====> bhaiya, hindi main punjabi ka tadka aur angreji ki sajaawat, hain

psi: mujhe iska jawaab nahi samajh aa raha, toh san, reebok and nike bhi :P

pi: san,reebok aur nike kya karenge???? reebok aur nike ne bhi hamara group join kar liya hai kya?? ya san bhi sport accessories ki company ho gya hai ;-)
jab tak meri baat hui thi wo XE tha...:O

====> bhaiya, agar ye mujhey samajh aata, toh main yahan kuch bolta hi kyun :(

tau: san aur reebok mil ke ni(barber) - ke baal kaatengey :P :D
nahin pi, san xe nahin sa hi tha shuru se, aur aaj bhi woh sa hi hai(sports accessories) isilye tension ki koi baat nahin hai ;P bas ye saari sports companies san ke finance ki wajah se chalengi ab se ;)

====> meri aankhon ke saamney andhera chha raha hai

haan toh bhaiya, ab bechaara san jo acchi khaasi naukri karney nikla tha, uski samajh main kuch nahin aa raha hai ki aakhir usney sports accessories ki duniya main kadam kab aur kaise rakha, aur woh bechaara isi sadmein main jamshedpur ke kisi koney main kisi mochi se training le raha hai aajkal :D

bakwaasi ho gaya hai sakht bimaar

2007-03-03T12:22:00.000-08:00

usey chadaa hai kaam ka bukhaar

ji haan behenon aur unke bhaiyon,
hamara ek priya bakwaasi achhanak sakht bimaar ho gaya hai,
usey kaam karne ka bukhaar ho gaya...
yahan tak ki hamare gut ka naam dubaane,
usey kaam...matlab mitti mein milane tak ko tayyar ho gaya hai!!

apni aankhon ke saamne , apne apne mailboxes mein itna badaa anarth hotey huey humse dekha nahi jaata... aur humsab sab hairan pareshaan paandaan peekdaan khandaan dayaawaan mehmaan etc. etc. ho kar hum jut gaye hain in zaalim PLs se apni pehchaan bachane mein ,apni aeidi,choti, haath pair etc. sabka zor lagane mein,apne garam dharam, sorry param dharm yaani ki bakwaas karne mein
,...yeh hai us atanyant dukhad kahani,

d se gao...

dil diwaana, bin kaam kiye maaney na :P
ye pagla hai, samjhaaney se samjhaye na :D :D

n se gao...

na jaane hamare bakwaasi ko yeh kya ho gaya
kal toh thheek tha
aaj phir bimaar ho gaya
aaya hai phir se uspe kaam ka attack
uska naam rakh dete hai dr. zatak.... ;)

k se gao...

kunti ne draupadi se kaha
tujhe 5 pati dila doon
akbar ne anarkali se kaha
tujhe diwar mein chunva doon
har role mein ragra hai bhai
toh safest option yehi hai ki
main bas main hoon, aaaAAaaa....

a se gao...

aane waali salary..jaane waali hai
ho sake toh apna
tax tum bacha lo
meri toh salary saari jaane waali hai....

h se gao...

hamare bakwaasi ko kaam se bacha lo...
uska beda paar lagva do...
wo akela mar raha hai...
kaam subah se kar raha hai...
ab usko "get well soon" bol do....

please hamare bakwaasi ke liye gateno. 717 ke gatekeeper bhagwandaas se prarthna kijiyega
ki woh jald hi thheek ho jaaye
uskey PL ke iraade uske bakwaas karne ke sankalp ke aage weak ho jaayein
taaki ek baar phir hum sab ek saath aapki khidmat mein bakwaas kar sakein
dhanyawaad...

2007-03-03T12:04:00.000-08:00

tujhe khaak karne ko ae zaalim mujhe
zaaya hona tak manzoor hai
teri har saans se dushmani itni hai,
ki meri saanso ki qurbaani bhi kabool hai ... "

measure the measurements

2007-03-03T11:50:00.000-08:00

desperate times call for desperate measures and my measurements are all screwed up, so all measuring equipment fail to measure, that's why i end up failing to measure up to expectations, now this is not unexpected, but expectations are best kept at those, coz if u stop expecting the unexpected, what fun would be life, and life is afterall wat we are here for, or rather we are here because of life,but I believe its both ways, and that's y i expect the unexpected and believe in unbelievable, now my belief can at best be termed as my personal entity and having no relation whatsoever with truth, but then truth is not absolute either, so speaking absolutely truthfully i don’t hink ur belief is true upto my expectations or beliefs but I'm ready to expect the unbelievable truth and let the unexpected zone be believable for your absolutely truthful expectation of measuring my desperation :OOOOOOOO

... now we did write that, but we are very sensitive writers. We are completely sensitive to the innate inanity of our fellow readers so we present the translation of the above in all the languages we know,,

we expect that u wd always remain the unexpected (pun unintended) and believe that ur sense(rather less) of humour will always be unbelievable..

par jo aapne farmaya hai usme baat to hai.. jab bhi tumhare basm me hum aate hain, humein lagta hai ki humare alfaazon ko jaama pehnane ka bida tumhare un kandhon pe bade hi shokh andaaz mein aa jata hai...

lekin aisa karte hue mujhe is baat ka poorna roop gyan hota hai ki agar tumne kuchh bhi truti kari, ya tumhara sense of humour agar tinka bhar bhi kam hua to hum sab tumhari saas aur shwaas dono hi dodo ki taraha vilupt kar denge :)

ab bhi samajh nahi aaya...achcha yeh lo...iska actual matlab...

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uashdf kajsdf
a]sdf auishdf iashdf jashfdk
jashfdkjashfdlkjash;
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jas dfeha s
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:D :D :D gotcha ... ;)

main madhuri dixit nahi banna chahti

2007-03-03T11:48:00.000-08:00

aapko kya lagta hai...sirf aapko hi nahi pata ki aapko apne jeevan mein kya banna hai???....

bakwaasi1: hellllllllllllllllllo ppl :D

bakwaasi2: arre keval ppl ko? aur type ke trees ko nahi karegi kya?

bakwaas1: ok. let me specify. and hello neem, bargad, babool babool paise vasool, etc. saare ped..

bakwaasi3: abbe bakwaasi2, tu to waise bhi cactus hai :D

bakwaasi2: tu to gande ka fool hia

bakwaasi4: chi, tu acchey ka fool kyun nahin hai ?? :O aur better still, stupid fool jaisi koi simple cheez kyun nahin ho sakta :P

bakwaasi2: oye mera latlab woh jaanwar waala ganda tha

bakwaasi4: ummmm, shammi kapoor ki film jaanwar waala ganda? par usmey to saarey saaf sutharey se hi they, I guess :O

bakwaasi5: bakwaasi3, ab choice teri hai, in sab meanings mein se tujhey kaunsa fool banna hai?

bakwaasi3: mujhe karaunde ka phool banna hai..jisko jab bakwaasi2 khaye to 10 din tak bathroom se nikle hi nahi

bakwaasi1: bloody fool!!

bakwaasi2: shaant gadaadhaari bheem! shaant!

bakwaasi4: ye kaisi chahat hai tumhari bakwaasi3, bakwaasi2 ke pyaar(:D :D) mein zaaya honey ko tayyar ho :O :P

bakwaasi5: "zaaya honey" nahi pls "dabur honey" ban ja...

bechaara bakwaasi 3....uski life mein pehle hi ek confusion kam thi, ki kaunsa fool baney, jo honey ki confusion saath main daal di gayi :O pata nahi ab aakhir woh kya ban paayega, kya usey kuch samajh bhi aayega.??

timepassbakwaas: ek sangursh

2007-03-03T08:09:00.000-08:00

flashback: ek sacha-dil bakwaasi, puri lagan se har waqt ek hi kaam main wyast, timepass or bakwaas. uskey jeevan ka ek hi sapna, sirf aur sirf timepass karte beet jaye zindagi, aur bakwaas duniya ko apni bakwaas ke dhue main kahin gum karne ki tamanna liye tpb zindabaad ke naarey lagate hue chala ja raha tha.

scene 1(mian in infy,doing tpb): tpb ki jai!!! ye meri aaj ki 50th mail hai, JJ

lekin dur kahin koney main se jhaanktey huey uske baaki ke colleagues uski is khushi se jal rahe they!! aur jal rahe they uske leads. kaise, aakhir kaise iski zindagi main itni khushi hai, aakhir kaise ye itni tensions ke baad bhi har thodi der main hans deta hai!! humaarey paas bhi ek infosys.com ka email id hai, to fir iskey inbox main aisa kya aata hai, jissey par ke,ye namakool achanak "know i m cool" ho jaata hai. humaarey paas woh mailbox kyun nahin hai, jo humein bhi isi tarah se khush rakh paye? aakhir iske paas aisa kaunsa mantra hai, jo humein training main nahin bataya gaya tha? aakhir aisa kaunsa tantra hai, jissey humein bachaya gaya tha?

...aur hamara bechaara bakwaasi, usey itna zukaam tha, ki itne saarey logon ke jalne ki boo tak nahi aayi, usney fire brigade hi nahi bulwaayi...

isi jalan mein, unhoney faisla kiya ki jo kuch hai is seat ka asar hai, ya fir is machine ka. unhoney aanan faanan main mian ko us seat se, us office se, us city se aur yahan tak ki us country se bhi duuur bahut duur jaaney ka farmaan suna diya. unhe laga ki ye farmaan unke armaanon ko pura karne ki pehli sidi hai, unhey laga ki mian ka jadoo us seat chorney se khatam ho jayega. yahan tak ki unhoney usey ek lappy thamaya, taaki uska system un main se koi leke us tantra ko aur us mantra ko khojein, jo iski zindagi ko zinda rakhey hai!

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scene2,3,4,5: hamara bechara sacha-dil bakwaasi apna thaila uthha ke, usme lapotop daal ke, nayi duniya ka darr liye pahuncha airport. par uske office waalon ki saazish yahin khatam nahi hoti. unhone us bechaare ko 2 ghante plane mein wait karwaya. uski hongkong ki connecting flight miss karwaai. uski 17 ghante ki journey 436.. oops , 36 ghante mein khatam karwaayi... aur to aur usey hongkong mein singapore...matlab digi cam bhi nahi khareedne diya!! unhone us bechaare, seedhe saadhe bakwaasi se uski har khushi chhheen lee. uske chehre pe paidayish se chipki hansi bruce lee...sorry chheen lee.in gumgeen lamhon mein bhagwaan ne usey roshni ki ek kiran dikhayi, aur usney unhi ke diye laptop pe unhi ke net se ek baar phir humein awaaz lagayi....

mian in infy: suno suno suno

humsab1: arey yeh awaaz kahan se aayi?

mian in infy: bhalaa ho gate no. 717 ke keeper bhagwaan daas ka, usney mujhey do ekdum rapchik behnein, roshni aur kiran dikhayi...

humsab2: abey dono ko leke aana! ek meri!

humsab3: par tu hai kahan? statue of liberty ko gate no. 717 kehte hain kya wahan?

mian in infy: wahan toh main pahuncha hi nahi,hongkong ke airport pe fansa hoon, 50000 gates mein se gate no. 38 dhoondta hoon, wahan se nikelgi meri connecting flight, usme baith kar hi dooor hogi meri zindagi ki fight

humsab4: abey dhoond kyun raha hai,kisi mein bhi ghus jaa, plane ke conductor se poochh liyo, sawaaari chadata ho toh chad jaa, nahi toh aglaa waala chadaa lega. tab tak roshni aur kiran ke saath timpaas aur humare saath bakwaas kar le

humsab2: oye ek saath !! doosri meri hai!!

mian in infy: arey yeh koi dilli blueline bas hai pagli,
roshni aur kiran bhi toh married nikli
ab mere sabr ka baandh toot raha hai,
waqt ka saath chhoott raha hai,
upar se roshni ka pati mujhe dhoond raha hai
na toh flight mili na flirt hi maar paaunga,
aisey toh main yahin mar jaunga...

aur tabhi ek baar phir hamare bakwaasi ki kismet ek naya rang laayi
ek khoobsurat airhostoess ne usey awaaz lagayi,

airhostess: "Sir! aapki flight is taraf hai. please mere saath aaiye"

........3 din baad

mian in infy: "naye desh ke naye sheher ke naye office ke naye PL ke saath mera pehla din hia aur yeh meri aaj ki 34th mial hia!! tpb ki jai!!! " JJ

aur is tarah , anek kathhinayion aur PL ki anek saazishon ke bawazood aakhirkaar hamare bakwaasi ke chehre pe hansi waapas chipak hi gayi. aur hamari khushiyon aur PL ki jalan ka silsila ek baar phir shuru ho gaya.......

THE BEGINNING!

bakra mil gaya... ;D

2007-02-24T13:35:00.000-08:00

humsab ko ek dost ki engagement pe jaana tha...

bakra: bas ye batao ki shaam ka kya plan hai.

humsab1: abbe shaam se poochh na humse kyon poochh raha hai!

bakra: vo to theek hai . par ye shaam kaun hai?

humsab1: abbe yeh to tu batayega na :)
tune hi to poochha na ki shaam ka kya plan hai...
tujhe mental periplexy to nahin ho gayi hai :P (umm whatever that is)

bakra: maine to shaam urf sandya ke plan ke baare mein poocha tha.
shaam (vyakti nahi)

humsab1: arre agar shaam sandhya hai, to phir woh vyakti to nahin hi hua na! woh
to phir vyaktin hua (male/female/hermaphrodite) :P
and btw aur bhi koi naam hai uska bobby darling types???

bakra: bhai saaab. bobby darling ko kuch mat bolna.
varna katl-e-aam ho jayega

humsab2: offo kitna confusion hai, shaam sandhya ho jaata hai aur katl aam ho jaata hai, ho jaayeg toh gud, usey kehna please dasahri aam ho, phir hum sab aam kaat ke khayenge :P

humsab3: offo,katl aam nahi, katl e-aam ho jayega....
usey tum download karke kha sakte ho...
par kya is mei cut paste ki option hogi????

bakra: ????!!!!!!!

humsab4: aaj humaarey in praharon se ek aur insaan shaheed hua :D :D ab woh bhi jaldi hi apney baal nochney waala hai :O to humara intezaam ho gaya, aaj aur kal ki daawat ka, humaarey paas ek bakra hai :D and regarding this e-aam, ye dassheri hoga ya koi aur?? pls roshni daalein, lekin dhyaan se, kahin roshni ko chot na lag jaye ;)

humsab2: roshni ko kahan daalein ?? aur jispe daalenge chhott toh usey lagegi! aur e-aam sirf e-aam hai, uski identitiy mat change karo ab....

humsab2: identity crisis se agar bachna ho toh
e-aam ko e-aam rehne do..

d se gao....

humsab4: daal do roshni, zamaana kya kahega
in cheezon ka zamaana bhi hai diwana, diwaana kya kahega hohoho

o se gao...

o.....intehan ho gayi intezar ki, aayi na woh ghadi milne ki yaar ki, hai humein ye yakeen, milna door nahin, fir wajah kya hui, intezaar ki :O

k se...

kate nahi kat te ye din ye raat keh de tu ussey ye dil ki baat....

t se..

tadap tadap ke dil se, awaaz nikalti rahi, mujhko sazaa di kaam ki, aisa kya gunah kiya, to jag gaye haan jag gaye, to jag gaye teri viyogat meinnnnnnnnnnn

n se...

na jane tujhe ye aaj kya ho gya....
abhi to jaag raha tha tu ...abhi so gyaaaa ....
pa gayi hai tujhko to nidra tutu..
uske saath mana le vday tu...:-)

u se,

u & i lets do balle balle,
now allright let's some shava shava :D
by the side, aayi hai, kaisi fiki fiki v-day night ;)

t se...

tan tana tan tan tan tara ....
aisi baat na bolna dubara...
bura lag jata hai ye mujhko...
pata nahi kab bajenge barah...:-(

h se...

hai re hai, neend badi aaye, chain na aaye, aaya aalas bhara mausam begaana, begaana :O

a se...

(from u to nidra)
aaja raat hone aayi....mausam ne li angdayi..
to kis liye hai ye judaai....
(she'll say)
tu ghar pahunch mai aayi...!!!!

i se gao....

:-} ? bhool gayi sab kuch, a aa aaa aa, yaad nahin ab kuch o oo ooo oo, bas ye baat na bhuliiii, jhalli ii iiiii iii :D

bakra: ????!!!!!!! yeh kya ho raha hai!! koi mujhe batayega ki shaam ka kya plan hai???,......

shaam ko, on the way,

humsab2: achcha yeh batao, mera make up thheek hai
bakra: yaar log make up kyun karte hain, meri mano to simpicity is the best policy
humsab2: par point to yeh hai na, ki teri manta kaun hai
humsab1: isi baat pe ek gaana aur, le li re le li, bakre ki phir le li....

aur yeh silsila yunhi chalta raha...raat bhar
toh agle din, shaadi pe jaane ki planning ke dauraan

bakra: yaar main aaj nahi jaa raha, meri tabiyat kharab ho rahi hai...

abhi shaadi pe jaana, aur aur bakron ki talaash jaari rakhtey huey,

Dard-e dil…dard-e-jigar…JJ
Sumit gupta ka pyaar bhara namashkaar JJ

aye haye miss ho gaya na!!!

2007-02-19T08:51:00.000-08:00

an old post i'd missed smhow to bring out of its anonymity

==> maine kaha

christmas toh ek bahana hai,
apni kalakaari ka ek aur namoona dikhana hai...
apna yeh fotu hamne khud nikala hai,
usme thoda sa phir picasa babu ne apna haath bhi daala hai :)

==>toh jawaab aaya

christmas to ek bahana tha...
humko guinea pig jo banana tha...
par humne bhi kamaal kar diya...
tumhari photo pe picasa se hi dhamaal kar diya :D
moochhon ke saath yeh photo complete lag rahi hai...
bas jooton ki maala ki kami lag rahi hai :D
khair tum apni tasveerein aise hi bheja karo...
aur humein hasne ka mauka diya karo ;)

==> kisi ne yeh kya keh diya

wah! wah! shayari toh actually kaafi impressive hai tumhari ...

==>ke janaab hawa mein udne lage

yeh to mere baaye haath ka khel tha
mere vichaaron aur shabdon ka mel tha

gar dekhna chahte hain aur kalakari
ti karo intezar, phir se ayegi aap sabki baari :D

abhi to mujhe kisi aur ko rijhana hai
ek poem likh kar ik aur ko patana hai

jab pat jayegi to sabko bataunga
treat mein sabkogol gappe khilaunga :D

...hum sab ek jaise hain!! :P

kkkkkahabharat.....**

2007-02-19T01:36:00.000-08:00

apni non-happening, boring, loser type ke routines se bore ho kar humne socha ki ek star plus ka award winning serial banaya jaaye, phir socha, ki zamane ke saath chalenge, aur award winning remake banaeyenge...

( all names have been changed to save our a**es ;) )

producer/director : anekta majboor
female starcast: dilli, mumbai aur saare chhotey shehron ki sunder sunder ladkiyan,
male starcast: spot boys can pool in where required, IF AT ALL
saree source: sabhi ladkiyan apni apni saareiyan apne saath laayengi. nahi toh kkayalalitha ji se borrow karenge
other costumes: koi zaroorat nahi hai
jewellery: tribhovandas bhimji zaveri, PP jewellers, BK jewellers, nakshatra, asmi, ira, geetanjali, tanishq, orra, cygnus, hmpf hmpf... vacancies open for more applicants
soundtrack: producer ke bhai-bhateejon ki picture, music album ya phir latest hindi hit songs

main characters: time, dhananjay,
zameendar parivar: krupadi, kabheem, tarjan, ubunti
thakur parivar: kandahari, saurashtra, bura-YO!-dhan, uske 98 bhai
background score: ( )
serial ka naam: kkkkahabharat

time : MAIN TIME HOON!
krupadi: maloom hai maloom hai!! aage bol!!
time: ye mahasangram hai, ek taraf gadaa-dhaari kabheem aur doosri taraf veer tarjan hai :o
ek taraf gadaa ki taaqat aur doosri taraf teeron ka naukilapan hai, ye mahasangram hai :D
aaj lagta hai faisla ho ke rahega, bigul baj chuka hai, aakraman!
aur baaki hum saare baithh ke dhananjay aur saurashtra ki tarah mazaa lenge,
waise bhi yahan to saurashtra ko bhi farak nahin padta, do zameendar hi aapas main bhire hue hain ;)

producer(bkgrnd): ruko kandahari abhi tak tayyar nahi hui. eye make up kar rahi hai
time: arey par woh toh aankhon pe patti baandh ke rehti hai!!
kandahari: NAHIIIIINNN!!!!! main andhey ke saath saari zindagi nahi rahoongi! maine saurashtra ko eye operation ke liye america bhej diya hai.woh aata hi hoga. mujhe make up khatam karne do

...2 GHANTE BAAD...
time: ho gaya ??
kandahari: bas , bindi lagani bachti hai...

....4 GHANTE BAAD....
kandahari: ho gaya!
time: uff finally!!
kandahari: hut!! k***a!!
time: aaj lagta hai faisla ho ke rahega, bigul baj chuka hai, aakraman!

LOCATION I: THAKUR HAWELEE
saurashtra: yaar yeh bataa yeh krupadi kaunsi waali hai,??
dhananjay: arey wohi jo varmaala lekar khadi hai, shaadi karne ke liye
saurashtra: achcha, aur ye saare baraati hain?
dhananjay: arey saaare aapke bete hain, pehchaana nahi? pehchaanoge bhi kaise, poori baraat paida kar rakhi hai,
arey apne baarey mein nahi toh kam-se-kam india ki abaadi ke baarey mein socha hota, andhon ka yeh haal hai...pata nahi ...aankhein
hoti toh aur kitni ladkiyon...
saurashtra: abey andhaa tha, tabhi toh kandahari se shaadi kar li, par mere andhepan se dokha mat kha
dhananjay: kya?? matlab , memsaab ke alaawa
saurashtra: hee hee hee
kandahari: NAHIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!! hey bhagguu!! ye sunne se pehle main mar kyun nahi gayi!!
saurashtra: mummy!! kaun ho madam?
dhananjay: paichaan kaun??? ;)
kandahari: sun lo ji kahe deti hoon, mere beton ka haque main kisi aur ko nahi lene doongi....
saurashtra: abey poorey 100 hain, kisi aur ki zaroorat hai unhe!!
kandahari: yeh sunne ke baad main aapke naam ki bindi nahi laga sakti....
time: NAHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! arey meri maa, bindi mat hataa, phir 4 ghante lagayegi

II
udhar krupadi ki shaadi mein
kabheem (throws 5 thakurs on the floor) : tu chhota hai, meri shaadi pehle hogi
bura-YO!-dhan: hey YO! brother!!
tarjan (kicks 2 more thakurs) : aapne bade hone ka fayada hamesha uthhaya, mom ne bhi hamesha aapko zyada pyaar kiya
isse shaadi toh main hi karoongA
bura-YO!-dhan: hey YO! stop fightin MAN!!
kabheem : ye s**le thakur, poori mushroom growth hai... sun le tarjan , krupadi sirf meri hai
bura-YO!-dhan: YO! brother .. hey listen to me !!
tarjan : haan hai, aapki bhabhi!! aur sahi keh rahe ho bhaiya, yeh khatam hi nahi ho rahe, saare munh uthha ke aa gaye hain
zaraa aap is side aana, mere right shoulder mein sprain aa gaya hai
bura-YO!-dhan: Hey YO! you need help??...
kabheem & tarjan (throw bura-YO!-dhan on the floor) : oye chup kar oye!!! chhachhoondar s**la!!

I
saurashtra: OH NO!! tumhari bindi thodi tedhi ho gayi!!
kandahari: NAHIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!! main thheek kar ke aati hoon
saurashtra: pfff!! thank God!! balaa tali! dhananjay, kya hua itni der mein
dhananjay: aapke bete dhul rahe hain, dandey se kapde dhulte hain jaise
saurashtra: offo unki chhodd, yaar, krupadi dikhayi kyun nahi de rahi ...
dhananjay: shutup!! krupadi ka dialogue shuru ho gaya hai...

II
krupadi: hey prabhu shree ram !! ,,,, mujhe shehzaade saleem ki krupadi banna aur apni kulmaata kandahari
aur pita bura-YO!-dhan ka ashirwaad lena manzoor hai chahe iske
liye aap mujhe samay ke chakra mein firki bana ke ghuma dein !!
kabheem, - SILENCE
tarjan, - SILENCE
bura-YO!-dhan - SILENCE
I
saurashtra, - SILENCE
kandahari, - SILENCE
dhananjay - SILENCE

time - abey SILENCE ko echo karna band karo!!!, kya hua???

CHORUS : wohi toh samajh nahi aaya, yeh kya bol rahi hai??

time: offo!!!!! that is not needed!! aage bolo bas!

tarjan: haan! bakwaas band karo!! yeh batao , krupadi ki saari kaun kheenchne walaa hai??
time: yeh family serial hai. yeh scene nahi dikha sakte
krupadi: waise bhi main aaj ke zamaane ke shehzaade saleem ki krupadi hoon...i wear jeans!!!
kabheem: main nahi !! aise thodi hota hai! mujhe toh saree kheenchnee hai
saurashtra: abey toh kya meri kheenchega!?!
ubunti: shutup! budddha kahin ka!!!!main is ananyay ke khilaaf awaaz uthaungi! mere beton ko jo chahiye, unhe milega!
time: offo!! yeh kuchh zyada hi out of control hota ja raha hai!
kandahari: NAHIIIIIINNNN!!! yeh haque sirf mere beton ka hai. beton, toss karlo, jo jeeta woh krupadi ki saree kheenchega
ubunti: karo karo, toss karo, 100 log toss karke decide karo, phir revise karna ok?
bura-YO!-dhan - YO! chachi! great idea man!! hey brothers lets go find a coin!!
kandahari: NAHIIIIIINNNN!!! ubunti! main sab samajhti hoon, yeh tumhari saazish hai mere khilaaf.
krupadi: ....na gilaaf, na lihaaf, thandi hawaa bhi khilaaf....
kabheem , tarjan and dhananjay dancing...
saurashtra: yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
time: BAS KARO!!! BAS!! BAS!! BAS!!

tomorrow...

..... (20 saal baaad).....

dhananjay ko pehle se hi tarjan ki asliyat pata chal gayi hai :o tarjan darasal centuquarterodhan hai jo bura-YO!-dhan
ka 125va bhai hai(haan thakur humari story main actually 250 hain ;)) , jisne tarjan ko kidnap kar liya tha,
aur plastic surgery se, sab zameendaaron aur ghar ke badon ki aankho main aisa change karwa diya jissey unhe uski asliyat
pata nahin chalti. isiliye is nakli tarjan ka dhananjay pardafaash kar deta hai, sabki aankhon main laga plastic nikaal deta
hai aur krupadi ussey bhi(dhananjay) shaadi kar leti hai ;)

**[This article has been written in pure good humor and with absolutely NO intentions of maligning or insulting any religious texts and scriptures. We do NOT intend to hurt anyone's sentiments, religious or otherwise, and apologise in anticipation should this piece inflict any such harm to anyone]

aur us mehfil ke baad

2007-02-13T08:27:00.000-08:00

jami ek aur mehfil, pesh hai,,

every1 out of that bhawnao ka bawander,
into a new samunder :D
its time for a party on the beach,
coz. we r in the middle(beech) of the week,
and mausam is like a peach :)
time for masti, and fun!!!
we all agree to it, that tpb is number 1 :)))))))))
so njoi the jugalbandi,
and lets forget the mood ki mandi :D

Fruits bahut saare to hote hain..
lekin hum kha kha kar khum kar dete hain…
khane ki baat aaye hai to main to bahut khata hoon…
shakal aur pet se nahi lagta to kya hua…
shakal to meri bahut ache hai,
lekin zindagi phir bhi akeli hai…
akeli ladki aajkal milti nahi hai…
aur akeli ladki ka main to fayada nahi utha sakta…
faayada ya munafa dekhna to business man ka kaam hai…
mera kaam to TPB par tp karhna hai

falon ke foolne ko baag hotey hain,
baagon main phool aur phoolon pe bhawrein hotey hain,
bhawrein diwaane hotey hain,
deewaney hue paagal,
paagal premi aur paagal haathi bahut khatarnaak hote hain,
khatarnaak ki naak ko katar do to uski zindagi main h reh jayega,
aur h main woh magic hai, jo ip ko pura parantha khila sakta hai(:D),
h se heartly thanku bolta hoon sabko jo
h se hum sab ye h se had ki ajeeb game khel rahe hain,
aur h se hit hai ye game :),
aaj h se hridya bahut h se halka mehsoos kar raha hai,
after all aaj mausam bada beimaan hai,
aur aaney waala koi toofaan hai,
tufaan ke thamney ka intezaar darpok kartey hain,
jo toofanon main kud ke apni manzil h se haasil ker ussey h se himmatwaala kehte hain
himmatwaala main to tushaar kapoor ke pitashri they,
tushaar kapoor ne golmaal main kamaal ki acting ki thi,
aur puraani golmaal main kurte aur moochon pe bahut gyaan diya tha
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssshhhhhh utpal dutt, mere favourite comedian hain,
comedy to yahan bhi bahut ho rahi hai, chalo continue the fun.........

fun to fan jaisa sound karta hai.
fan toh saanp ka hota hai.
saanp toh bahut zeheriley bhi hotey hain.
zeheriley toh ek picture ka naam hai..
picturein toh mast timepass hoti hain,.
mast timepass toh hamara yeh group bhi hai.
groups n users toh linux mein hotey hain.
linux toh ek OS hota hai.
OS ko os(alag-alag) na padh ke os(ek-sath) padho toh woh os(dew) ho jaata hai.
os toh sardiyon mein padti hai.
sardiyon mein toh mera bday bhi aata hai.
bday toh sabka saal mein bas ek baar aata hai.
bas ek baar toh mujhe crane chalani hai.
chalana toh mujhe plane bhi hai.
plane chalane mein toh traffic jam nahi milta.
jam toh bread ke saath khaate hain.
khaate khaate raat hui karna hai kuch kaam,
shuru karo ab kuch naya leke tpb ka naam

timepassbakwaas ki JAI!!

mehfil

2007-02-13T08:14:00.000-08:00

shuruat ki kisi aur ne

===> mast shayari hai na…meri friend ne likhi hai…

bahut rusva hue tere pyaar mein

jeene ki umeed hi khatam ho gayi

ab ishq na hoga humse

zindagi sazaa banke reh gayi

phoolon ka swapn dekha tha kabhi

ab kaante hi kaante hai daaman mein

pyaar to kiya tha humne bahut

par kahani hi adhuri reh gayi

aur yunhi doston ki mehfil jum gayi,,

===> an original creation :)

kisi ki rusvaiyon pe shok manana,
ek kahani ke adhoore rehne pe zindagi ko kehna begaana,
laanat hai ae zindagi tujhpe, ek bewafaa ne doston ko hi kar diya anjaana!!!

==> toh meri bhi suno

zindagi ki yun baat chhiddi aaj
to kya kahoon tumse doston
zindagi ne kya kya dikhaya humein
kitna hansaya, kitna rulaya humein
jo kehte thhey kabhi bin tere
ek din na jee payenge hum
saanson ki is sazaa se yunhi mit jaayenge hum
unhi ke aankhon mein nazar nahi aate ab hum
unhi ke hoton ne jhuthlaya humein
jinka har khwab har haqeeqat thi adhoori hamare bina
aaj unhone hai apni har yaad se mitaya humein
zindagi ne kya kya dikhaya humein

jab bhi hui tamanna chahat ki
jispe kiya yakeen khud se zyada
har us shaks ne hai diye tohfe mein aansu
har us shaks rulaya hai haumein
zindagi ne kya kya dikhaya humein

dosti ko khuda ki inayat samajh kar
dil ke dard ko chhupaya humne
chund lamhe jo mile doston ke saath
un mein aansuon ko bhulaya humne
muskurahat ka sukoon daaman mein bhar kar
chale hain hum yaaron ke sahare
zindagi ko ek baar phir dastak dene
darte hain waqt ki aandhi se magar
kahin yun na ho ki palat kar dekhein
toh nazar aayein sirf tanhaeeyan dooor talak
zindagi ne pehle hi bahut hai dikhaya humein
bahut hansaya bahut rulaya humein

==> kahin toh suna hai yeh

zindagi main, zindagi ko zindagi ka intezaar aaj bhi hai!
zindagi main, zindagi ko zindagi se pyaar aaj bhi hai!!!

==> toh le ek sad one, tere liye :P

gamon se puraani hai bahut yaari,
gam ka haath pakad ke aksar pucha karte hain,
ke ae gam ye bata teri zindagi main kya gam hai?
ae dost itna samjha teri zindagi se kya gum hai?
aur woh bhi kehta hai palat ke,
kami kuch aur nahin hai sab hai paas mere,
bas ek dost ki aas hai aur talaash ka gam hai,
dosti hi hai jo meri zindagi se gum hai!!!
bas isi talaash main bhatakta rehta hoon,
har baar, kisi ke saath ko tarasta rehta hoon,
par mujhey samajh payein woh log bahut kam hain,
mere hotey hue zindagi ji payein woh dost gum hain!!!

ab main koshishmand hoon, dosti nibhaney ki gam ki,
aadat daal li hai, jeene ki zindagi, saath main hai gam bhi,
vaada kiya hai gam se, nibhaaonga saath ta-umra yun hi,
haath na chorunga, aur saath na chorunga, hain zindagi bhi, aur gam bhi :)

==> wah wah! wah wah! (tongue twister lag raha hai waise ).

kyun doston, kaisi rahi...??

and the winning bakwaas of the month is...

2007-02-02T01:34:00.000-08:00

bhaiya ye sab samajh ka khel hai, samajh ko samajhne main kai baar samajh nahin aata ki samjhi aur nasamjhi main farak kya hai, lekin samajh to aap utna hi sakte ho jitni aapki samajh ho, ab aapki samajh main kisi aur ki samajh kaise aa sakti hai, isliye kisiki samajh aapki samajh main nasamjhi bhi ho sakti hai, aur uski samajh main ye aapki nasamjhi bhi ho sakti hai, aur darasal samajhdaar wohi hai jo is samjhi-nasamjhi ke khel ko samajh ke samajh aur nasamjh ke beech ki is bahut hi bareek lakeer ko samajh ke samajhdaari se nasamjhi ko samajhte hue bhi kisi nasamajh ko samajhdaar kehne ki samajhdaari dikha sake.

kuch samajh main aaya samajhdaaron? ;)

and another

2007-02-01T11:59:00.000-08:00

just as I promised the las time,

started off casually : aaj fir niyamon ka ulanghan ho raha hai, aaj fir koi humaari paramparaon ke saath khilwaad kar raha hai :o point note kiya jaye, aaj isne gmail main busy ka paatiya taanga hua hai, ye galat hai, iski sazaa tay kar aur suna de :D

we suddenly got transported onto the sets of mughal-e-azam ..or so it seems ;)

kaneez: aur kaneez is gustakhi ki mwaafi chahti hai huzoor. par Allah!! yeh kambakht rozi, 4 take ki gulaami, mui marne tak ki fursat nahi de rahi.

shehensha-e-aalam: nahiin, badshahat is gustakhi pe muaafi ki bakshish nahin de sakti, zille ilahi ne tumhare liye sazaa mukarrar ki hai! ye tauheen hai, ismein bagawat ki boo aati hai, hum jung ka elaan karte hain, jao tayyari karo, taqreeron main waqt zaaya na karo, taqliyaaaaaaaa!!

kaneez: rehem aalam-panaah rehem!! is nacheez ki kya bisaat jo zille-i-ilahi ki hukumat ke khilaf bagawat kar sake. is badnaseeb ko ek dafaa aur apni khidmat ki inayat bakshein, is baar koi gustakhi na hogi

shehensha-e-aalam: kaneeeez, tumhaari itni jurrat, jo tum nawabon aur shehenshaon ki zubaan main humhein nicha dikhane ki koshishmand ho!! ye khilafat kaboolemaafi na hoti!! par jao, aaj jahanpanah ki dariyadilli ne tumhaari is gustaakhi ke andaaz pe fakr kayam kiya hai, aur tumhe na sirf muaf kiya, balki tumhe urdue-alla ke khitaab se nawaaza hai!! ab is rutbeh ki haqdaar honey ka saboot peshekhidmat karna tumhara junoon hona chahiye.

kaneez: karam huzoor-e-aala! bahut bahut meherbaani!! allah-taala aapki har khwahish poori karein! khuda aapko har jung mein kamyaabi bakhshein!
bandi aapki qayamqt tak gulam rahegi. bas huqm kijieyga, sar kaat kar aapke kadamo mein qurbaan karne se bhi na chookegi.
ab huzoor agar ijazat farmayein toh begum sahiba ke aaram ka waqt ho gaya hai.....
aadaab!!!

This article has been written by good-at-nothing s/w professionals and any mistakes or incorrect/inaapropriate usage in the two languages above should be solely attributed to our hopeless ignorance and the lack of our companies to give us proper skill set enhancing trainings. Any offence is purely intended for our bosses ;P

Ganga Ram Chaurasia ki Kshama yachna

2007-01-29T05:24:00.000-08:00

I wanted to write a complete story on this, but I can't match this level of hindi and wouldn't want to do injustice to this. Plus, i dont want to take away the immense hindi learning oppurtunity for all of us ;)

Ganga Ram Chaurasia apologising ( i think) to his group members about he-only-know-what

Aadarniya GutJanon,

Main kshama prarthi hoon jo is gut ki paramprao ke nirvahan main
mujhse truti hui. kripya meri is pehli murkhta ko bachpana maan ke
apney barrapan ka parichya dete hue mujhe kshama ka daan dein.

Kshama-Prarthi Aapka Sewak
Ganga Ram Chaurasia

maafi toh pata nahi, par yeh jawab zaroor mila

kya main abhi bhi usi yug mein hun jis mein hum sab apne jeevan ka
nirvaah anandmayi aur taral bhasha ke upyog se karte the? humare manas
patal se nikle hue shabd itne vikat aur vikrat to nahin hote the ki hum
unki anant gehraiyon mein vilupt ho jayen! aur aisa karne mein hum sab
ko is paksh ka poorna roop se aadar karna chahiye ki hum mein se bahut
saare kshand bhangur is bhasha ke aseem pravah mein tatparya doondhte
hue kho jayen...

pata nahi log sorry...its ok kyun nahi bolte ?? ab bechaare GRChaurasia (sorry im too lazy to even scroll and copy-paste such along name again and again) ka kya hoga....kya usey maafi mil paayegi?? kya humein uski baat samajh aayegi?? kya hum jawaaab de paayenge???

jaanne ke liye dekhiye, agla episode, urdu mein ;)

(hum likhein kisi bhi bhashan mein, dekhiyega urdu mein ;P)

tab tak le liye, aapko kehte hain namashkar, humlog... :D

Bhawnao Ko Samajho

2007-01-27T09:58:00.000-08:00

an earlier composition by one of us, which all of us were too lazy to add to, but not too lazy to post ;) .... Personal opinion? it think its gr888!! and ofcourse I am biased, !!! but if you want to prove me wrong, you'll just have to read it ;)

Ye prayaas hai "Bhawnao Ko" Samajhne ka, kuch velle, timepaas logon ka! Bakte raho :D

Aapney ye phrase zaroor suna hoga "bhawnaon main behna"! kitni baar ye kaha jaata hai ki "bhawnao main beh kar koi kaam nahin karna chahiye". lekin ye bhawnao aakhir hai kya? kya ye kisi ladki ka naam hai, ya fir bahut saari ladkiyon ka, ya bhaw tol kar ke kharidi gayi naw ka naam hai, ya kisi nadi ya samundar ka naam hai? kya bhawnao ka flow bahut tez hota hai, jismey log beh jaate hain? aur agar aapko swimming na aati ho, to bhi kya aap beh sakte ho? kya ismey doobney ka khatra nahin hota? aur aakhir aisa kaunsa zaroori kaam ho sakta hai, jo aap behte hue bhi karte ho? kya aapke ghar main loo nahin hai, jahan jaa ke aap ye zaroori kaam nipta lo? kya bhawnao main behna humarey constitutional rights main shaamil hai? agar nahin to kya humein issey shaamil karwaney ke liye kuch karna nahin chahiye? kya hum iske liye candle light vigils kar sakte hain? aakhir bhawnao ko samajhna itna mushkil kyun hai? kya iskey liye wikipedia main koi entry nahin hai? kya ismey google baba bhi humari madad nahin kar saktey? ya fir baba sehgal? ya fir baba ramdev? ya fir ramadoss? ya fir dos main aisi koi command nahin hai jo ismey humari mada kar sakey?

ufff sawaalon ka silsila khatam kyun nahin ho raha?

Jab aap kisi ko bhaw na do, to log bhawnao main beh jaate hain!
Jab aap kisi ko bhaw do , tab bhi log bhawnao main beh jaate hai!

aakhir ye bhawnao ko humein kaun samjha sakta hai?kuch to hint do? aakhir meri bhawnao ko samjho :o

Hello world

2007-01-27T09:29:00.000-08:00

Oh no! we are not introducing a new programming language, well not yet atleast, its the blog authors, saying "Hello World"

The blog intro suffices.... need I say anything more?? Nope. but you can't stop me ;P

I believe in the power of a personal touch , hold it right there, I am speaking strictly metaphorically !! So let me give you a peep into our world, the world of TimePassBakwass.

We are a set of friends, technicalities don't matter, what matters is that though we have become separated by distance, we are all united by , apart from the usual friendship stuff which this blog isn't intended for anyway, ridiculous demands of varying working hours (all annoying) , moods swings of project managers (even more annoying) , and ofcourse, work when we actually do work!!

We started a mailing list, to each other ofcourse, just to see keep a tab on things with the others, and we realised this unusual potential of shelling out, what we think is hilarious stuff, and we thought that its about time we unleashed our incredible talent on this world and got ourselves some fan following too. ;)

One of us says something like, you have to be a little insane to make sense out of things around you,

no, this is not what we are trying to do,. we are just trying to have some fun.... and we think we are too good. if you want to agree with us...then read on !!!!!!!!!!!