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a public matter of personal concern

@kisi-ne-banaya: maine weekend pe non veg cook kiya

@kisi-ne-pakaya: non-veg banana kya itna exciting hota hai?

@kisi-ne-banaya: non veg banana kya hota hai?? :-O...mujhe to ek hi banana pata hai ...wo fruit hota hai...

@kisi-ne-pakaya:uffo, agar ba aur nana non-veg hongey toh banana non-veg hi hua na :| infact agar ba aur nana main se koi ek bhi non-veg hua toh bhi banana non-veg hi hoga :P and by all means, nana patekar to mujhey non-veg hi lagta hai, aur kuch khaye na khaye, sabka dimaag to khaata hi hai :D :P

@kisi-ne-banaya: ba aur nana mein "AND" hai kya?? ;P

@kisi-ne-pakaya: arrey, ab ba aur nana mein kya hai kya nahin ye humey kaise pata, ye unka personal matter hai, aur doosro ke personal matters main dakhal andaazi, ye acchi baat nahin hai :P

@kisi-ne-banaya: mai to bas ye soch rahi thi ke agar in dono mei se koi ek bhi non veg hai to banana non veg hai...aisa kyun?? :-O aur ab "matter" bhi personal hone lag jayenge to "aloo matter" kaise banenge...??? :-O

@kisi-ne-pakaya: hmmm, its a matter of concern!! infact, its a public matter of personal concern :|



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Saturday, April 14, 2007

yeh hai sach ki kahaani

" to be or not to be? That is the question"
-- ek sawaal yeh tha, jo John abhrahim ne poochha tha Queez Elizabeth-II se... aur ek sawaal woh tha jo poochha ek cheli ne apne gurudev se...

cheli: sawaal yeh nahi ki sach kya hai!
sawaal yeh hai ki aakhir sach hai kya!!

gurudev: sach aakhir sach hai, aapka reason to genuine hai, lekin baaki ka sach to fir bhi sach hi hai, wotsay?

cheli: wo to jo bhi hai...lekin pehle ye batao

ke sach akhir sach hai to
baki ka sach baki ka akhir sach hai
ya agar baki ka sach fir bhi sach hai to sach to sach hi raha na? :O

gurudev: nahin, this is a special property of baaki ka sach that doesnt effect sach. arrey, sach is a parent class of baaki ka sach :P

cheli: per akhir baki ka sach hai kya?
aur is mei aur baki ke akhir sach mei kya antar hai gurudev?:O

gurudev: baaki ka akhir sach, ye toh jab baaki ka akhiri samay aayega tabhi pata lagega, ussey pehle main kaise bataoon, afterall confidentiality agreement bhi koi cheez hoti hai!

cheli: yaar har chapter mei ek naya character introduce kar dete ho...! :-P

abhi mai baki akhir aur sach ki kashmkash se hi bahar nahi aayi thi ke
kahin se akhiri samay bhi aa gya...??waise ye akhiri samay hai kaun?
ye baki ka kya lagta hai?aur ye gya kahan hua hai?kab aayega ?

gurudev: offo, ye akhiri samay ko last main hi reveal kiya jaata hai, ye toh aapko as a writer maine insight dedi script main!! ab jab ye ayega to baki sach purana khurana ho jayega aur baki ka akhiri sach uska naya avtaar hoga, aur yehi ab is kahani ka sutradhaar hoga :O

cheli: vaise ye kaun si script hai...agar ye unix ki shell script jaisa kuchh hai
to pls mujhe mat do...insight ..out sight ya out of sight kuchh bhi mat do...pls
mujhe sirf database scripts hi aati hain....
interestingly aapki script mei kitne main hain??aur last main kab aur kaise call hota hai?aur sirf main hi hain ya kuchh aur bhi hai?baki saare characters kahan gaye? ;-P

bechaari-main: yeh kya boley chale jaa rahe ho!!!

.... kuch din baad ....

gurudev(mujh bechaari se) : arrey, tu apna sach chupaney ke liye mera upar kyun lanchan laga rahi hai :P aur haan, sach itna kadwa laga ki koi bhi word munh se sahi se nikal hi nahin pa raha :D :D

ab-tak-bechaari-main: offo NAHIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gurudev main aapke pair padti hoon, plz phir se sach kahani mat shuru kijiye!! ....

......is gutthhi ke sulajhtey hi, hum aap sabko ittela kar denge aur aapke sab sawaalon pe naye sawaal khade kar denge :P

tab tak liye hum aapse vidaa lete hain

aap padhtey rahiye...
yeh blog !!!

aapki apni
-- makeup-munh-par-leepa-ji

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